Top 1200 Chicken Wings Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I'm a sucker for fried chicken - I really love it.

Love is dope, not chicken soup.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

We stood up and bade each other farewell, but love and despair stood between us like two ghosts, one stretching his wings with his fingers over our throats, one weeping and the other laughing hideously. As I took Selma's hand and put it to my lips, she came close to me and placed a kiss on my forehead, then dropped on the wooden bench. She shut her eyes and whispered softly, "Oh, Lord God, have mercy on me and mend my broken wings!

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

Chicken and waffles! I'm obsessed with those.

I eat chicken and rice, steak, and baked potato. That's it.

You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

When you roast a chicken perfectly, there's nothing more delicious.

He fell like a chicken into the soup.

O for a horse with wings!

I am basically a walking McDonald's chicken nugget.

I like to cook chicken adobo and do my own laundry.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

Goldstein, you'd be a pretty good boy if you wasn't so chicken.

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.

One time I tried to marry a chicken.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

I make a good roast chicken.

Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the world.

I make faces for cash and chicken.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

My favorite meal has always been fried chicken.

I love to make fried chicken.

I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey.

I said, 'Don, what's sustainable about feeding chicken to fish?'

To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

Even the fried chicken is great cold.

One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table.

Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.

I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.

Anyone can make a good roast chicken.

[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.

I don't feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish.

My favorite Subway sandwiches are meatball and chipotle chicken.

I really love fried chicken.

(You) don't leave the chicken to watch the feed.

My favorite dish is tandoori chicken.

Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.

When it comes to betting on yourself... you're a chicken-livered coward if you hesitate.

I like a nice chicken taco. And of course fajitas.

I make a good fried chicken.

Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.

Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.

Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken.

The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

'Robot Chicken' was one of my favorite shows.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.

I'm Chicken Little and always imagine the worse.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.