Top 1200 Chocolate Cake Quotes & Sayings - Page 13

My father - who was a master sergeant and the toughest man I've even known - next to him, Coach Lombardi was a piece of cake.

My problem is I'm an addictive personality. I can't have one coffee. I can't eat one piece of chocolate. I can't have a little bit of drugs.

I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.

To accept some idea of truth without experiencing it is like a painting of a cake on paper which you cannot eat.

What test?" Asked Nudge. "Max, you're incorruptible." "Only by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate yet.

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting.

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.

It's all about everything in moderation. If I want a glass of wine I'm going to have it, or some chocolate - sure why not!

In reality, it's much easier not to smoke or eat chocolate than to do so. It's your mind that convinces you otherwise.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

I believe we have breaks because we need them. So my suggestion is that you take the break. Eat chocolate.

I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the lunch rush. I ate a chocolate shake and four, five, six, seven cups of coffee-with lots of sugar. And there's lots of sugar in that chocolate shake. It's a thick shake. In a silver goblet. I would get a rush from all this sugar, and I would get so many ideas! I would write them on these napkins. It was like I had a desk with paper. All I had to do was remember to bring my pen, but a waitress would give me one if I remembered to return it at the end of my stay. I got a lot of ideas at Bob's.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

If you buy chocolate with too high of a cocoa content, you might not like it because it doesn't have enough sugar.

I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.

I sometimes overeat or drink too much, but I don't eat chocolate, and I gave up smoking when I was 39.

I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite.

Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!

In the D'Acampo family we have pancakes with banana and chocolate sauce for breakfast every Sunday, no matter what.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

I've always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.

Men shake hands after they beat each other up; we eat chocolate.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate.

I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.

Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie.

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

Once you have a chocolate-chip cookie with whole-wheat flour, you never go back.

I worked with a couple of chocolate Labradors, which were a lot of fun. Very excitable. They're cute.

Whether you're the wedding cake baker or the gay couple or the Baptist preacher, radical Islam would kill you all if they could.

You can't get so serious as to not realize that what we do is entertainment, but when you have the chance to provoke thought or advance discussion on a topic, it's just the icing on the cake.

I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.

Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.

When I was a child, I used to eat sugar Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, but I digest, I mean digress.

Sugar and chocolate, anything that boosts your serotonin levels, is something people, I think, crave.

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

I just can't live without chocolate - I have between two and six pieces every day.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

I can cook to please people, but it's quite conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I find it hard to follow recipes.

Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.

Making chocolate with RuPaul, it doesn't get much better than that honestly. That's the dream; that's what everyone aspires to do.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

The heaviest I've ever been is 65 kilos. That was during my Leaving Cert when I was just studying and eating chocolate.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

In fear I hurried this way and that. I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, the one as hateful as the other.

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

I don't drink coffee, but I do try to find a way to get some chocolate in every day.

While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins.