Top 1200 Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

Chocolate doesn't solve everything, Nana." "It solves a whole heck of a lot, though.

One can only be in awe of the creativity of chocolate marketers. My take is that if there is a health benefit, it is small.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

The government cannot put a chocolate on every one of their pillows and tuck them in at night.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

I need to have dark chocolate in the cupboard - Green & Black's is good, but any will do.

The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It's focused attention.

People say Cream gave birth to heavy metal. If that's so, we should have had an abortion.

Sipping Bailey's Cream by the stereo, trying to find relief on the radio. I'm suppressing the tears.

If it was up to Rob we would be eating Nandos and salad cream, morning, noon and night!

Every time I say I'm going on a diet I end up eating chocolate.

Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

You can't feed a cat with cream and food in the kitchen and expect him to go catch mice.

Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?

This cream will help one's nature strengthen and grow, The diet gives support in my decline.

A Jethro Tull album was - along with Cream and Led Zeppelin - one of the first I ever bought.

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

I indulge in Jell-O, pastries and my husband's home-baked chocolate-chip cookies.

I prefer dark chocolate. I like French over Belgian... Valrhona is the best.

If kept dry, a chocolate with a high cacao content, I've discovered, rarely spoils.

My last meal on Earth, I would love it to be a bowl of blueberries with cold cream.

Love is overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate

Willy Wonka had his chocolate factory; I have my Fear & Fancy Parlor.

You can't beat a bar of chocolate between cheap white bread - there is nothing like it.

My problem is I'm an addictive personality. I can't have one coffee. I can't eat one piece of chocolate. I can't have a little bit of drugs.

I would put books on par with chocolate, because a good book is delicious.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

When I was about 14, I went to see Cream play. I thought they were the best band in the world.

You are trying to lure us into revealing information you're not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs?

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

The real Mary Poppins got lost when Hollywood turned her into a cream puff.

When I was little, I used to go to the local ice-skating rink. In my mind, I always felt like I could twirl and jump, but when I got out onto the ice, I could barely keep my blades straight. When I got older, that's how it was with people: In my mind, I am bold and forthright, but what comes out always seems to be so meek and polite. Even with Evan, my boyfriend for junior and most of senior year, I never quite managed to be that skating, twirling, leaping person I suspected I could be. But today, apparently, I can skate.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

I've always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

In the D'Acampo family we have pancakes with banana and chocolate sauce for breakfast every Sunday, no matter what.

I'm religious about making sure I always moisturize and wear eye cream.

When the economy changes, it's not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate.

Compound chocolate is gritty, cheaper and doesn't have that fruitiness, the backnotes and smoothness you get in couverture.

I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house.

I love Eric Clapton and what he did with Cream; 'Spoonful' and 'Crossroads,' those are probably the coolest solos.

I am no more the 'chocolate boy.' Still, romance is always going to be a part of my life.

Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

My goal is to teach what chocolate is. I don't think my customers understand what it takes to make chocolates.

Your friendship is better than chocolate! Well, anyway, it's right up there.

I believe we have breaks because we need them. So my suggestion is that you take the break. Eat chocolate.

Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.

What would you like? (Maggie) I don’t care. I’ll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren)

I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.

I describe my personal style as 'mythic space horse with chocolate box tendencies.'

Saving Greenland is both a metaphor and a precondition for saving civilization. If its ice sheet melts, sea levels will rise 23 feet. Hundreds of coastal cities will be abandoned. The rice growing river deltas of Asia will be under water. There will be hundreds of millions of rising-sea refuges. The word that comes to mind is chaos. If we cannot mobilize to save the Greenland ice sheet; we probably cannot save civilization as we know it.