Top 1200 Christmas Card Quotes & Sayings - Page 10

I'm not a Buddhist, or a card-carrying member of any religion.

A man's idee in a card game is war

Wild card teams usually have some flaws or they wouldn't be one.

Why should I have a calling card? I'm not a call girl!

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

I was here at Spurs as a kid, too, and I cleaned David Ginola and David Howells boots. I got a nice tip of £60 from each of them at Christmas. Howells was quick to give me this but I had to ask Les Ferdinand to explain to Ginola about our boot etiquette and the tradition of tipping at Christmas. Everyone wanted to clean Les Ferdinand s boots because he was the best tipper. He gave out £100 one year.

When they discover I have a green card there may be some problems.

Headlining a UFC card is what I have always wanted.

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

Mike Nichols got me my Equity card.

Humanity does not come with citizenship or a green card.

Money is a poor man's credit card.

Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I've noticed that the more flooding there is, the more bullshit gets talked. I mean it was very noticeable in the Asian tsumai. It happened around Christmas-New Year. The Muslims of Sri Lanka said 'We knew this would happen because the Christians were using alcohol for their Christmas celebrations.' The Buddhists said 'We knew this would happen because of the horrible Muslim slaughter practices.' It's amazing to see how apocalypse or catastrophe makes people behave primitively.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

You have a song, and people know it. It's like a calling card for you.

I have the travel documents. I have a green card. I can go anywhere.

I'm no different from anybody else. If I don't have a card, I can't check out these books.

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.

Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

If you're in a card game and you can't figure out who the patsy is, you're it.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."

It's cool to actually have my own trading card.

It’s harder to talk about, but what I really, really, really want for Christmas is just this: I want to be 5 years old again for an hour. I want to laugh a lot and cry a lot. I want to be picked or rocked to sleep in someone’s arms, and carried up to be just one more time. I know what I really want for Christmas: I want my childhood back. People who think good thoughts give good gifts.

The world does not need another credit card.

I am not a good cue card reader.

All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos.

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

I always have to bring back an all-A report card.

Don’t coach for the name on your business card

Money is just the poor man's credit card.

If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have a fact hidden in it somewhere. But when Bernard Shaw says the Christmas Day is only a conspiracy kept up by poulterers and wine merchants from strictly business motives, then he says something which is not so much false as startling and arrestingly foolish. He might as well say that the two sexes were invented by jewellers who wanted to sell wedding rings.

My mom experienced racism. She was harassed by the KKK several times. And I experienced racism myself, growing up. In New Jersey, we had trash thrown on our lawn every day. And we had the lines to our Christmas lights cut three years in a row. We just stopped putting up Christmas lights after that. That's probably why I still don't put up any lights during the holidays.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

You get a timeless cool card in New York.

In some ways, they've added one more card to their playing hand.

I am a card holder of Uttarakhand. I fought for their freedom.

When you're in trouble, all you need is your bank card and passport, and you're fine.

Too many people write books as a calling card.

A library card is good to have, you can never have too much ID.

"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day," which I actually recorded on "Quality Street" because I don't think anyone has ever covered it before. You hear it every single Christmas, and it is a great record. That's by Wizzard. It is a really great record, but I don't think anyone's ever covered it before, so I had to go it doing it differently. It's quite different from how the original goes.

Let the children have their night of fun and laughter. Let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures before we turn again to the stern task and the formidable years that lie before us, resolved that, by our sacrifice and daring, these same children shall not be robbed of their inheritance or denied their right to live in a free and decent world." Winston Churchill Christmas Eve Message, 1941 as printed in "In the Dark Streets Shineth.

Christmas reminds us we are not alone. We are not unrelated atoms, jouncing and ricocheting amid aliens, but are a part of something, which holds and sustains us. As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December's bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same. Christmas shows us the ties that bind us together, threads of love and caring, woven in the simplest and strongest way within the family.

Christmas means 'giving,' and the gift without the giver is bare. Give of yourselves; give of your substance; give of your heart and mind. "Christmas means 'compassion and love' and, most of all 'forgiveness' How poor indeed would be our lives without the influence of His teachings and His matchless example. "He whose birth we commemorate this season is more than the symbol of a holiday. He is the Son of God, the Redeemer of mankind, the King of Kings, the Prince of Peace.

Only assholes put a nickname on their business card.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

I've got my library card and i'm checking you out!

Think of a hypothesis as a card. A theory is a house made of hypotheses.

Put 'Cowboy' on every card. I'd be ready to go.

When you go card dead its torture just sitting there.

And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?" "Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!" "My figurine." "In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!" "Ah." Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. "Well, that's...gratifying.

I can't do theatre in the US,' she says, 'because I don't have a green card.

Innovation is the calling card of the future.

I got my SAG card doing commercials.

I'm a card-carrying nerd, a gamer, and sci-fi geek.

Cynicism is the calling card of unhappy people.

I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.