Top 1200 Christmas Card Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

I think playing the glamour card is a disastrous error as a literary writer.

I don't shop online. I'm always scared to put my credit card on the Internet!

I know what I really want for Christmas. I want my childhood back. Nobody is going to give me that. I might give at least the memory of it to myself if I try. I know it doesn't make sense, but since when is Christmas about sense, anyway? It is about a child, of long ago and far away, and it is about the child of now. In you and me. Waiting behind the door of or hearts for something wonderful to happen. A child who is impractical, unrealistic, simpleminded and terribly vulnerable to joy.

I go into town every day on the tube. I've got an Oyster card.

When the UFC visits Canada, the card is usually filled up with a bunch of Canadians.

I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card.

A man with a credit card is in hock to his own image of himself.

I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

I don't tend to carry much cash around, as I use my bank card whenever I can.

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

The price of Christmas toys is outrageous - a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters. I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I bought him a tank. It was about a hundred dollars, a lot of money in those days. It was the kind of tank you could actually get inside and ride in. He played in the box it came in. It taught me a very valuable lesson. Next year he got a box. And I got a hundred dollars' worth of scotch.

Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

In the mornings when they were in the city, they had breakfast on a card table in Jeffrey's study

Playing the race card is done as if it were some kind of sport.

Christmas Eve, and twelve of the clock. "Now they are all on their knees," An elder said as we sat in a flock By the embers in hearth-side ease. We pictured the meek mild creatures where They dwelt in their strawy pen, Nor did it occur to one of us there To doubt they were kneeling then. So fair a fancy few would weave In these years! yet, I feel If someone said on Christmas Eve, "Come; see the oxen kneel, In the lonely barton by yonder coomb Our childhood used to know," I should go with him in the gloom, Hoping it might be so.

?ow can we be, even if it is the last day on earth? It's like Christmas Eve. "Okay, it's going to be Christmas. So what. What are you going to do? Jump off the Empire State Building?" It's all still the same. The last day of your life is still going to be a day. Then there's that thing, maybe it's not true. Who knows? Are you going to believe it? Are you going to buy it? There are a lot of other things that are important, you know. You know what they say. Life is what happens when you're doing other things, right?

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

Any promoter who wants to put me on their card, I'm willing to fight.

A press card does not provide you with an invisible shield. You're flesh and blood.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

That's a yellow card for Cazoria. So the next time he's involved in Europe, he won't be.

It doesn't matter how good the card is if the issuance process is flawed.

I still have my original social security card signed when I was 13.

Putin has become the wild card in his own system.

I got my SAG card when I was 10 by starring in a Beenie Weenie's commercial.

'High Maintenance' became my calling card for the bulk of my television career.

When I signed with the Rockets, I just kind of felt like that was my calling card.

I am an uninhibited, off-the-cuff, wild card who likes to enjoy life.

Not only did we play the race card, we dealt it from the bottom of the deck.

I am quite competitive. In stupid things like card games.

The Simi has needs. Lots of needs. I need akri’s plastic card, for one thing. It very nice. People give me lots of stuff when I hand it to them. Ooo, I really like the new plastic card he gave me with my own name on it. It blue and all sparkly and it says Simi Parthenopaeus. Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it? I have to say it again. Simi Parthenopaeus. I like that a lot. It even has my picture in the corner and I am a very attractive demon if I do say so myself. Akri says it, too. ‘Simi, you are beautiful.’ I like it when he tells me that. (Simi)

The credit card companies have put the loan sharks out of business.

I don't do albums for album sales. I just do it as a conversation piece and a business card.

If I felt like not saying what was on the cue card, I would. We rarely did retakes.

Brilliant. The Ontology Project is a post-graduate course in card magic.

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

You can't stop being a citizen just because you have a Screen Actors' Guild card.

April was my first major role and provided me with my Equity card.

I use a credit card for everything - and I choose one of the ones which gives you money back.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

My SAG card was from doing 'Blue Bloods,' an episode called 'Justice Served.'

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.

Promoters do bigger numbers when Ken Shamrock's name is on the card.

I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.

Why should I change my game if I don't even get a yellow card?

If you desire to find the true spirit of Christmas and partake of the sweetness of it, let me make this suggestion to you. During the hurry of the festive occasion of this Christmas season, find time to turn your heart to God. Perhaps in the quiet hours, and in a quiet place, and on your knees-alone or with loved ones-give thanks for the good things that have come to you, and ask that His Spirit might dwell in you as you earnestly strive to serve Him and keep His commandments. He will take you by the hand and His promises will be kept.

On life's vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale.

Do not let ASEAN become a playing card for the competition among major countries.

This inability to engage in debate or handle disagreement is becoming the calling card of the left.

The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.

The assumption that the gospel can be reduced to a note card is already off on the wrong track.

I got my Equity card and agent before I ever went to drama school.

Whether I'm in the main event or on the preliminary card, the same Cowboy is going to be out there.

Make this the year you tackle that credit card debt once and for all.

Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be! Jack Skellington: *No.* [the Mayor switches to his upset face] Jack Skellington: How *jolly*! Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be.

I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.

Being neurotic seemed to be a kind of wild card, an all-purpose explanation.

If fighting for working families is playing the women's card, you know what, deal me in.