Top 1200 Christmas Dinner Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

On Sunday night, my husband makes a five-course family dinner.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

We all love animals. Why do we call some 'pets' and others 'dinner?'

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

In an ideal world, I'm eating dinner at home before I have a DJ gig.

Humanism is the philosophy that you should be a good guest at the dinner table of life.

If you ruin the main course of a dinner party, it ain't all that tragic. Just laugh!

My family visits the office, and we have dinner together. We do this once or twice a week.

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.'

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner.

I love cooking - I make dinner pretty much every night.

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.

We may forget it, among the glitz of the Christmas lights, but capitalism can be a profoundly moral force.

Jeans should never be worn to someone's home if you are having dinner there.

What I admire most in men - To sit opposite a mirror at dinner and not look in it

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

I have two garden parties a year to avoid going out to dinner.

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.

My favourite dinner is a cup of tea and a ham sandwich with English mustard.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.

The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.

I like dates that are really fun as opposed to just getting dinner.

My favorite thing is to have a big dinner with friends and talk about life.

I work out for a few hours extra, but I can't give cakes and chocolates a miss on Christmas.

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry gets the best of the argument.

I don't do dinner parties. I have people come to share the food I've cooked for the family.

One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'

I'm a hard cheese person and I could have it with biscuits for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

I just really love having dinner parties and hanging out.

Robert Altman was such an incredible person to have the privilege to know and meet and have dinner with.

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree.

Christmas and the holidays are the season of giving. It's a time when people are more kind and open-hearted.

Christmas may not bring a single thing; still, it gives me a song to sing.

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.

When I have dinner, I get off my phone, smell my food, and chew it well.

The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it.

Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

If wishes were filet mignon, we'd always eat well at dinner

I can't remember a time when I wasn't trying to figure out what to say at the dinner table.

Rather go to bed without dinner than to rise in debt.

A soup so thick you could shake its hand and stroll with it before dinner.

I would enjoy having dinner with the poet/playwright Derek Walcott.

If you're coming to dinner at our house, you know you're gonna be well-fed.

So proper for a circus girl," Mme. Padva says with with a gleam in her eye. "We shall have to loosen those corset laces if we intend to keep you an intimate dinner company." "I expected the corset unlacing would take place after dinner," Celia says mildly, earning a chorus of laughter. "We shall keep Miss Bowen as intimate company regardless of the state of her corset," Chandresh says. "Make a note of that," he adds, waving a hand at Marco. "Miss Bowen's corset is duly noted, sir," Marco replies, and the laghter bubbles over the table again.

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

Dinner parties are still highly popular, and I believe they always will be.

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.

I am old-fashioned and like to be taken out for a movie and dinner.