Top 9 Chumps Quotes & Sayings

Chumps prefer a beautiful lie to an ugly truth.

If it were up to me, I'd be fighting chumps.

When you start talking about sacrifices, pretty soon people start feeling like chumps.

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

Actresses are such very dull people off the stage. We are only delightful and brilliant when we are doing what we are told to do. Off stage we are awful chumps.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.

We were both chumps. But you know what? It's not so bad when you're chumps together.

Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience". "What's pessimism?" I said. "Religion without God.