Top 184 Cigar Quotes & Sayings

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.

I always have a cigar when I catch a fish.

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

I'm a cigar person, I don't smoke one every day, but I used to smoke them, and I had my own cigar at one time. So, I'm fairly knowledgeable about that.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

I once heard that Paul Seymour said as much as winning an NBA Championship, he'd like to see the Celtics lose a game after Auerbach brought out the cigar so he could go up to Arnold and stuff the cigar in his face.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

"A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit."

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar, never smoked anything.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above all others: the old Cremo Cigar ad that proclaimed, Spit Is a Horrid Word-but Worse on the end of Your Cigar, and Drink Schlitz in Brown Bottles and Avoid that Skunk Taste. You don't get creative writing like that any more.

So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the middle of it, takeme a little piece of plank, nailed it onto that cigar box, and I gotme some screen wire and I made me a bridge back there and raised itup high enough that it would sound inside that little box, and got mea tune out of it. I kept my tune and I played from then on.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.

I'm a cigar aficionado.

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.

I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

On a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

Of course, I started as a collector. A true collector. I can remember as if it were only yesterday the heart-pounding excitement as I spread out upon the floor of my bedroom The Edward G. Robinson Collection of Rare Cigar Bands. I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.

It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar.

One very great annoyance in open air gatherings is cigar smoke when blown directly in one's face or worse yet the smoke from a smouldering cigar. It is almost worthy of a study in air currents to discover why with plenty of space all around, a tiny column of smoke will make straight for the nostrils of the very one most nauseated by it!

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.