Top 1200 Cigarettes And Alcohol Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.

Nobody would ever convince me that the bronchitis and pneumonia were caused by cigarettes.

I smoke cigarettes when I write, which is disgusting, but it really helps me.

I've always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I do better with that than I do with torture.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

I'm an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn't call myself good.

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

When you're not smoking anymore, you don't have to carry around a pack of cigarettes, a lighter - all this paraphernalia. So you're liberated in a certain sense. It's the same with drinking.

There were not many people who could say that their education had been paid for with cigarettes.

Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the archangel comes, they throw the cigarettes away: that’s when you get shooting stars.

In about five years I had gone from selling cigarettes in the streets of Abidjan to playing for the biggest club in the world.

I don't like the taste of alcohol.

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

I will never tweet out anything that Twitter has to slap a warning on like a pack of cigarettes.

I never drink alcohol.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.

It is in the interests of society to put the Pill into slot machines and to place cigarettes on prescription.

We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of an allergy; that the phenomenon of craving is limited to this class and never occurs in the average temperate drinker. These allergic types can never safely use alcohol in any form at all; and once having formed the habit and found they cannot break it, once having lost their self confidence, their reliance upon things human, their problems pile up on them and become astonishingly difficult to solve.

I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better.

I think even in today's America, there's a sense that there's something vaguely sexy about cigarettes.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

Alcohol makes you stupid.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.

In the movies, Bette Davis lights two cigarettes and hands the second one to James Cagney. It was just so glamorous and romantic.

I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.

I was a sullen kid who smoked cigarettes and wore black every day, and I went to a school that was lacrosse players and Izods.

Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive

If you get enough sleep, cut back on cigarettes and red meat, you look better the next day

Alcohol is not the answer to all questions

Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

An animal products diet is like smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

What can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes?

I should have done it years ago. It's amazing I didn't even want cigarettes anymore.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.

The thing that still exists is that if it's at all possible for me to step outside the club after the show, because I still haven't encountered any comedy clubs that - legally they can't have weed smoking and alcohol at the same facility, pretty much in all the states that have legalized, that's part of the deal. And, unfortunately, comedy clubs make all their money from the selling alcohol part of it. So, since there are no venues I can smoke with the fans in, I step outside and pretty much every show I do there are some people out there and we have a nice little session.

Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.

I won't touch alcohol.

If you get enough sleep, cut back on cigarettes and red meat, you look better the next day.

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless. Producers are promoting new types of alcoholic beverages as competitors in the huge soft-drink market. Grocery and convenience stores and gas stations stock alcoholic beverages side by side with soda pop. Can Christians who are involved in this commerce be indifferent to the physical and moral effects of the alcohol from which they are making their profits?

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.

Lighting new cigarettes, pouring more drinks. It has been a beautiful fight. Still is.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.