Top 295 Coke Quotes & Sayings

A coke machine can get a rebound in 20 minutes.

So you just went in and told him to give you two Cokes and he gave them to you?" "No, I didn't just go in and tell him to give me two Cokes. I asked for a Coke for me and a Coke for the skinny thug sitting on the library steps.

I made a resolution in 2010 to stop drinking Diet Coke, and I haven't had Diet Coke since then. I think it was the best life change I've ever made, because I drank quite a lot of it.

Klonopin - more deadly than coke

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

I've never done coke or anything, and I've never played a character who has, so I don't know whether I would actually try coke if I had to play a character who took coke.

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

I have a completely addictive personality. Diet Coke is my last - God, I know people counting days off Diet Coke; I'm such a Diet Cokehead. Now I won't let myself buy it.

Well, honey, a shot never does a coke any harm!

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

I stagger out of bed, take the dogs outside, and then I'll get a Diet Coke and a couple of dog biscuits and go upstairs. By the time I've consumed my Diet Coke and had a quick run through the morning email and Twitter feed, I will probably be compos mentis enough to work.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.

To be here drinking a Coke can influence the process of musical creation as much as anything.

Coke Studio is a big platform for music in Pakistan and I really feel honored to be a part of it.

My sex drive has gone down so much since I've stopped doing coke. I was one of the few people that, when I did coke, I had an enormous sex drive. I still have a healthy sex life today, but it's not so important.

Don't quote the distinction, for the honour of my lord Coke.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

Everybody likes to drink a Coke once in a while; it's when we run out of everything else to drink and we're only left with Coke that we need to start worrying.

Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

There's a lot of guys who use their likeness - to do movies, and do other business stuff, but not too many guys are actually making product. I'm making product, it's a different thing. A lot of guys are holding up Coke cans and get paid a lot of money to do that, but no one's making a Coke can. I'm the guy that's trying to make the Coke can.

To write drama is to leave a can of Coke by the side of the road. Then, sit on that can of Coke. Where's the can of Coke now?

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.

The effect of the coke on our relationship [with my wife Brenda] was very sick. Now that it's over, those were actually funny times. Looking for each other's coke, hiding it, finding it, doing some, not telling the other. Then fighting over it.

Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.

Anywhere in New York, anywhere in the country, somewhere there's going to be a Coke sign. People identify with Coke. You can write a novel about New York and people from the country will read it if they feel that you've made them familiar with New York.

I should have mixed something stronger than Coke floats.

Where are you going?” “To get a Coke!” “Would you—” “No!

When she set Shane’s glass of Coke down in front of him, she did it with probably a little too much emphasis; he glanced up at her with a question-mark expression.[...] ‘‘What?’’ Shane asked her, and took a drink. ‘‘Did I forget to say thanks? Because, thanks. Best Coke ever. Did you make it yourself? Special recipe?

Want a Coke?” Abra asked. “Sugar solves lots of problems, that’s what I think.

Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

Drinks-wise, I stick to water, sometimes a Diet Coke.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you can know that the President drinks Coke. Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too.

I love Diet Coke, I drink Diet Coke... What girl doesn't like to have a Diet Coke?

Well, sometimes I just feel like I want a Coke, you know? And I drink a Coke.

The coke made me incredibly horny.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

Just in the past couple of years, there's been pushback against some of that marketing, as parents have gotten really upset. Now we're seeing Coke and Pepsi kind of shape-shifting. Instead of doing these very explicit marketing deals, they are getting into schools in much more hidden ways - things like My Coke Rewards, where they encourage schools to push their student body to purchase Coke products, in exchange for points that go toward various products for the school. It's a way for these companies to get in front of kids, presented as a form of charity.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever I hear that sound, I think of roses, and of sitting together with someone you care about and of Romeo and Juliet waking up somewhere and saying to each other, weren't we jerks? And then having all that be over. That's what I think of when I hear the sound of a brand-new bottle of Coke being opened

American love — like coke in green glass bottles...they don't make it anymore.

There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.

The Bible is wonderful. It's only one book, but you can put two grams of coke on top of the Bible, and you first take a line of coke and then you open the Bible. Because then you understand.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I might tell a story about somebody else, but I don't sit there and do a story about somebody snitching on me selling coke because people know I didn't sell coke. So I just try to keep it real but still try to do it in a creative way.

At the end of the day, if you're going to buy a can of Coke, you want the real thing.