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Last updated on April 16, 2025.
I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
Comedians are really writers who don't
have pens and pencils about them, but
they riff.
It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.
My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way.
Most comedians are borderline psychotic. It's what makes their work interesting.
Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.
The comedians who I admire that are really good, they always take it to a deep psychological place.
All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.
I think people have a misconception about comedians and performers. All that stuff is serious business.
Comedy was never a scarcity in Kollywood. Comedians of great calibre have emerged from this land.
I am shocked that both the Congress and SAD make fun of comedians.
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
Every city has comedians who tap into local culture and have success but don't travel well.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.
I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.
The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
I've always found the world funny and enjoy laughing at it, and that's what all comedians do.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
For the most part, there's not a ton of out and working trans comedians, or people who are visible.
Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment.
I've always said that musicians are the comics of my generations and comedians are the politicians of my generation.
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.
The one thing that's depressing as a comedian to realize is that rock stars get groupies, and comedians don't.
I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.
If you watch the arcs of so many comedians, at some point, they just become themselves.
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world.
Sometimes, when comedians get success, they don't do as much weird stuff as they normally do.
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.
Most comedians weren't great athletes; that was the way they got noticed in high school.
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
Comedians can't afford to get too comfortable; we need something to rail against.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums.
I think the best comedians have that bravery and courage to say, 'This is what it is. This is unfair; that's not cool.'
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.
