Top 173 Congratulations Quotes & Sayings

Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'

The biggest bore of all is he who is overflowing with congratulations

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, "Congratulations, you have an actor!"

We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. 'Then double congratulations.'

I want to say congratulations to Cleveland and Coach Blatt. LeBron is an incredible player.

Congratulations! Today is your day!

Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying

Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, wanting to say "Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo".

Congratulations to 'Countdown' - it was an evening I will never forget - and a special thank you to Molly Meldrum.

Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

If everything appears meaningless then congratulations to you! You have started on the path. This is the first sign of intelligence, of waking up.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

My dad said: 'It looks like you'll be world No.1 in a few hours and I wanted to be the first to say congratulations.

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.

So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

When you win, there's congratulations. When you lose, the world is falling apart.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

All scientific men will be delighted to extend their warmest congratulations to Tesla and to express their appreciation of his great contributions to science.

Congratulations, you've just been promoted!

Larry Carlton is an incredibly versatile guitarist who has been a major force for guitar for many years. He is easily recognizable - all you have to do is hear him once and from that point on you'll be a fan, just like me. It gives me great pleasure to extend congratulations to Larry on his 2011 George Benson Lifetime Achievement Award. Congratulations !

Congratulations is the civility of envy.

People always say congratulations. When you're a successful bidder it means you're willing to spend more money than anyone else. I'm not sure if that's congratulations or condolences.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

Riches attract attention, consideration, and congratulations of mankind.

My congratulations on the occasion of the 60th anniversary of the October Revolution.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.

Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.

My dad said: 'It looks like you'll be world No.1 in a few hours and I wanted to be the first to say congratulations.'

When someone says 'I'm so disillusioned', I say 'Congratulations! You've lost another illusion.'

I fangirl when I see someone famous wish me congratulations.

Congratulations to Barack Obama - great victory based on building fairer economy and optimism about what politics can achieve.

Congratulations to Donald Trump, the new president of the United States - and to the people of America, who are free.

Warm congratulations to my friend Barack Obama. Look forward to continuing to work together.

Never rank, rate, or compare coaches, children, concerts, or championships or congratulations. Just enjoy them all.

So, congratulations humans, your global contribution is now on par with a gigantic meteor slamming into the Earth.

Congratulations to Sachin Tendulkar for becoming the first person ever to score 50 test hundreds, absolute superstar

Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'

Surprisingly enough, I haven't had a letter from Amateur Boxing Scotland bosses offering their congratulations for my Melbourne medal win.

I'm not a very nostalgic person. I don't really look at the past and summon up regrets, or self-congratulations, it just is not a mechanism that operates very strongly in me. So I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations.

If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet. Oh, and you'll be delighted to know, we've decided to resume our relationship. Don't bother with congratulations—trust me, your expression is congratulations enough.

Wherefore should I not offer my congratulations? But the very fact of them being Sayyids, those fountains of felicity, demands heartly exertions in support of Islam and their ancestor Muhammad the Lord of Apostles. Let two Kaftans of honor for the two brothers be issued from my wardrobe and let them be sent with two swords, jewel-hilted and provided with pearl mounted belts, let Jamdat-ul-Mulk write much praise and congratulations when sending these presents.

If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

In Europe, we would congratulate anyone who is successful. But congratulations stop if we find that you start to misuse a dominant position.

They said, congratulations you got what it takes. They sent him back to the rat race without any brakes.

Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday.

Doubt means you're human - congratulations! It's natural to have these feelings, and if anything makes you humble, just don't be ruled by those emotions.

The press exerts the pressure of dissent on officials otherwise inclined to rest content with the congratulations of their retainers.

When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

Congratulations offer more potential than cash. The amount of available cash is limited, but managers have an unlimited supply of congratulations. It's important to pay people fairly, but managers also should heap on congratulations and feed people's souls.

That's a big lava lamp. Congratulations.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."

Not living in L.A. gives me a different perspective. I'm not so caught up in the daily process of self-congratulations that's out there.