Top 1200 Cook Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I cook for a living; I'm not a scheduler.

I cook chicken for a living.

I'm not a good cook.

I never cook from cookbooks.

I cook anything but chitlins.

I don't cook.

My mom and sister and I all cook.

I don't cook anything.

It was the forty-fathom slumber that clears the soul and eye and heart, and sends you to breakfast ravening. They emptied a big tin dish of juicy fragments of fish- the blood-ends the cook had collected overnight. They cleaned up the plates and pans of the elder mess, who were out fishing, sliced pork for the midday meal, swabbed down the foc'sle, filled the lamps, drew coal and water for the cook, an investigated the fore-hold, where the boat's stores were stacked. It was another perfect day - soft, mild and clear; and Harvey breathed to the very bottom of his lungs.

I can cook, I can breathe, I can live!

I'm actually a good cook.

I can cook anything.

I'm a rather crude cook.

I found out my husband can cook!

It wasnt until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach me how to cook something. Well, I wasnt in there five minutes before she said, OK, honey, you have to go now. I made her so nervous she was about ready to throw up. So I really didnt have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didnt take me long to realize that Mama was not going to show up at my house every day and cook.

I'm a writer. I don't cook and I don't clean.

I cook all my meals at home.

I'm a terrible cook but I wish I wasn't.

Alastair Cook is one of my best pals.

I'll cook the water.

I cook and do my own laundry.

When I cook, my brain stops completely.

I cook what I like.

I'm not a chef: I'm a cook.

I love to cook.

I do not cook.

My abuela was an incredible cook.

It is certainly true that cooking is therapeutic, creative and all those other faintly creepy self-helpish words. I would love to tell you that learning to cook was part of my journey toward actualization. I would love to tell Oprah this. I would love to tell Oprah this while weeping. But I learned to cook for a much simpler reason: in the abject hope that people would spend time with me if I put good things in their mouth. It is, in other words (like practically everything else I do), a function of my desperation for emotional connection and acclaim.

TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder. His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder." The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder, for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an inference.

Why invite you to dinner if I can't cook?

I really like to cook.

There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.

I do love a man who can cook.

I am not much of a cook.

I'm a good cook, but I can't bake.

Alan Arkin is a good cook.

I cook every day.

I don't know how to cook at all.

I don't cook as often as I would like.

I only cook when I'm in love.

The planet will continue to cook.

I don't get to cook in my own restaurant.

I don't really cook much to be honest.

I can't cook.

I'm a terrible cook.

I don't really cook.

British women can't cook.

I love to cook and entertain.

I'm never going to be a gourmet cook.

I can't cook, at all. I would not know how to make coffee. I took cooking classes, so I know how to make chocolate soufflé, but ask me if I want to make soufflé. I let somebody else make the chocolate soufflé, and I eat it. I found that, when I took cooking classes and tried to cook, I didn't want to eat it. The joy was gone. I was always filthy with the stuff, and then had to clean it up. I don't like that.

I married an awesome cook, thats cool!

I love to cook; that's my passion.

I can't cook to save my life.

I wasn't a great cook, but I was a passionate one.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

I was one of those people raised by a woman who was what I call a prisoner of war. She was captured, she didn't want to be there, she was unhappy, she was banging away in the kitchen, the way that a prisoner would bang on her jail cell, you know, really unhappy. She had to cook for nine people with really little money, so she really just got burned out. So I didn't know that you could actually cook and it would be calming, pleasurable.

I can cook, but I just don't.

I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.

Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.

I shouldn't tell anyone that I can't drive or cook.