Top 314 Cookies Quotes & Sayings

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

Life is like a box of cookies.

No matter how bad your day is, when you start talking about cookies or cakes or pies, or you bring someone cookies, there's just not bad news. The worst news is, 'Hey, there's sugar in that.'

I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.

So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side.

Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try any peanut butter M&M chocolate chip fudge cookies. They were good- you ate five, remember? But she said she was on a special diet, and couldn't eat something called carbs. We told her we didn't put any carbs in our cookies, just M&Ms, but she said M&Ms were carbs. Uncle Mitch, what's carbs? Email to Uncle Mitch from Haily and Brittany.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I have a major weakness for Oreo cookies and David Yurman jewelry.

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.

I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.

The big cheat meal will be a cookies and cream milkshake.

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra

My sister, mom, and I always make holiday treats like Christmas cutout cookies and red and green chocolate chip cookies.

Cheesecake and cookies is something I can't stay away from.

Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That's how well they go together.

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.

The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.

I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love.

For a decade, I was a stay-at-home mom. I sent my husband to his law office, sat on PTA boards and baked cookies - great cookies. All of a sudden, I had no husband, no job, few prospects, and two small children who had grown accustomed to eating.

I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her!

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.

Normally, eat any our caterer makes these wonderful chocolate chip cookies for lunch. It was my one treat of the day, after getting beat up on the mountain while shooting Lone Survivor. I'd eat a couple cookies and then take a 15-minute nap on the top of the mountain.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.

I indulge in Jell-O, pastries and my husband's home-baked chocolate-chip cookies.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.

I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap recipes?

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

I love chocolate in any form, be it cookies, cakes or milkshakes.

When I was a kid, I would come home from school, and my mom would buy the industrial-size Famous Amos cookies or Chips Ahoy when I was lucky. And I would sit in front of the TV set with a glass of milk... and I would dump cookies in there, smash them with my spoon, and eat cookies and milk with a spoon watching 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'

Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies . . .’” There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. “It’s not realistic.” “What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers . . .

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.

I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes.

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.

I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.

My family, as you can probably guess, was more into Christmas cookies and not so much the fruitcake.