Top 1200 Cool Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him is that when he's speaking in his American dialect, he looks like he's a brother from the 'hood. But as soon as he brings out that English thing, I'm like, 'Woo! You look like you're from London. Oh my God!' It's like everything on him changes. He's so cool!

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

When I was younger, there was that desire to be cool and to fit in and to look a certain way. And I was quite an introverted kid who wrote plays in her spare time, so I didn't feel very cool.

Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did people realize they are as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

I am so excited for where and what K-pop is doing and how it's growing. In the music industry it's not a trend, it's not a quick 'oh this is cool for a minute,' this is a full genre, which is exciting and cool.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

I worked with Tyler before on 'Daddy's Little Girls'. He couldn't be smarter or more laid back and cool. He's always throwing out lines and is funny as hell. And he was shining his light on 'Peeples', too, lending his name to showcase Tina as a first-time director, and me as a first-time lead.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

I think it's about time the world embraced its geekiness and stopped trying to be cool. It's just...you have way more fun as a geek than as a cool person.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

The idea you start from is 'What's cool to a kid in their early teens?' So we had the guitar in 'Devil May Cry 3.' Guitars are cool to kids that age, and motorcycles are, too.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I had a dream cast when Dan first went off and wrote 'Ghostbusters 3' by himself. It was so long ago that my dream cast was Ben Stiller, Chris Farley, and Chris Rock. That would have been cool. Now, a lot of time has passed, and there are a lot of young funny people.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I didn't know what a boy was until I was about 18. I wasn't in the cool group at all. We weren't cool, but we weren't nerdy enough to be picked on. So we were just in our own little bubble.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.