Top 604 Couch Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on September 19, 2024.
A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it and send it back.
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.
When I first got to the city, I had no money. I was living in Queens amongst boxes and lived in Harlem and didn't have a couch.
Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45
I'm never just on the couch. Being busy is part of who I am. But it's hard juggling my family, my husband, balancing that time.
On any given night, you are likely to find me and my husband on the couch battling it out over a videogame.
Surely a good therapist should produce a Dorian Gray-style portrait from under the couch so the patient can see the person they really are.
I would much rather be on the couch all the time. But it turns out, I'm also agreeable. I'll agree to do a lot of things.
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.
When I was a kid, I'd take a small foam ball and try to get my shot over the couch so it would finish in the corner of the window.
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
Income is there to create quality of life, but you can share your car and get where you want to go, and you can travel the world by couch surfing.
Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe...and this has got to be the ugliest couch ever.
'Couch surfing' refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.
The process of coming out, as much as other people want to couch it in terms of politics, it's a very personal journey.
When I want to relax, I plop down on my couch and watch some great movie, usually a British drama - anything with Colin Firth.
I guess my perfect day would be relaxing with my wife somewhere peaceful and secluded, or just lounging on the couch and watching TV.
I was dating someone and wanted to get married to him. But just because casting couch exists in TFI and I work here, he didn't respect me.
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
I was eating cereal on my couch when I saw the first commercial for 'The Wiz' on TV. I dropped the spoon and the tears came out of nowhere.
I was supposed to move into a new place and it fell through. So for five months before Sex Education, I was couch-surfing among all my friends. I didn't have a home.
For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.
Casting couch is not just a man's fault. It is important to say this because we blame the other side always.
When I had a fellowship at the Smithsonian, I asked for a couch in the office because I liked to lie down and take a break.
It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.
As I've grown older, the simple pleasure of sitting on the couch with someone you love and watching a documentary is about as good as it gets for me.
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV.
I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in the movie industry, but nothing overwhelming.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
That child whose mother has never smiled upon him is worthy neither of the table of the gods nor the couch of the goddesses.
I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing.
I can't just sit all day on the couch and expect the weight to come off. My goals are my new focus instead of food.
If you have the chocolatiest everything you eat two spoons full and be out on the couch for the rest of the day. It's better to have something you can enjoy.
If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday.
I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto.
I've never seen anyone sleep with their head hanging off the back of a wooden chair before - was the couch not comfortable enough for you?
The tyrant custom, most grave senators,
Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war
My thrice-driven bed of down.
I'm an absolute clean freak. I'll go to my friends' houses and even start cleaning. I'm such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend.
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
The most luxurious thing to me is having an hour of my day, which rarely happens, to listen to my iPod and sit on my couch. That's how I unwind.
I believe I am blessed with the ability to fall asleep just about anytime, anywhere. I can sleep on a flight, on a couch, and even on a bus.
For oft, when on my couch I lie in vacant or in pensive mood they flash upon that inward eye which is the bliss of solitude
There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch.
Time Warner has called and they want us all back on the couch, just consuming - not producing, not sharing - and we should say, 'No.'
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time.
I like to get home, flop on the couch, and watch Sky Sports News. I'm just your average bloke.
"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.
Greenpoint was where I had my first apartment on my own without roommates or sleeping on someone's couch. It was a really important time for me.
It might sound cowardly, but I do agree that if you speak out about the casting couch, it will end your career.
I was an energetic child, always walking on my hands, flipping off of the back of the couch, or jumping up and down on my bed.
I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato.
Some ghosts haunt you for life. The best you can do is make room on the couch and get used to living with them.
My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.
monotony is not to be worshipped as a virtue; nor the marriage bed treated as a coffin for security rather than a couch from which to rise refreshed.
Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.
Food is fuel. Unless there's an activity, the body doesn't know what to do with it. If you're just lying on the couch, everything spreads and your hormones act up!
