Top 109 Crab Quotes & Sayings

Touring around the world, I think there's no single country where we haven't eaten chili crab.

You will never make the crab walk straight.

And in the fountain squatted a giant crab. I’m not talking ‘giant’ like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I’m talking ‘giant’ like bigger than the fountain.

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.

Wild garlic and crab is a revelatory pairing.

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.

On the reals, all these crab niggaz know the deal, When we start the revolution, all they'll probably do is squeal.

Washington is gripped by crab-in-the-bucket syndrome. And there's no cure in sight. Put a single crab in an uncovered bucket, and it will find a way to climb up and out on its own. Put a dozen crabs in a bucket, and 11 will fight with all their might to pull down the striver who attempts escape.

If I could only eat one meal for the rest of my life it would be king crab legs, salad and some chicken.

When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes.

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie.

There is a restaurant in L.A. called Crustacean, which is very famous for its garlic crab. Well, I can make garlic crab better than Crustacean. My sauce is so good you'll want to dip your bread in it, put it on your egg omelet, in your cereal, and in everything else.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

Our last deed, like the young of the land crab, wends its way to the sea of cause and effect as soon as born, and makes a drop there to eternity.

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious.

I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious.

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.

My dad was a crab fisherman.

There is an animal inside me, clutching fast to my heart, a huge crab.

I never watch MTV. I don't have time to watch TV. And when I do, I'm watching the Discovery Channel. 'Deadliest Catch: Crab Fishing in Alaska,' that's my show.

One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I think he wanted to get in bed with me.

The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests with crab crackers or crab hammers, cocktail forks, and plenty of napkins.

Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.

Only you pick that crab. Nobody else take it. I already know this. Everyone else want best quality. You thinking different.

You cannot make a crab walk straight.

Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat.

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.

People have a crab mentality, man. They're walking sideways.

It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better.

O.K. I'm running out of appetite. Let this swirl- a bit like Crab Nebula- do for now.

Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle.

Crab meat is surprisingly sweet in its purest form, which is why it is often pepped up with zippy chilli and lifted with citrus.

Religion must always be a crab fruit; it cannot be grafted, and keep its wild beauty.

It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I brought it all the way from Texas, it's unusual.

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

Through searching out origins, one becomes a crab. The historian looks backwards, and finally he also believes backwards.

Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

Oysters open completely when the moon is full; and when the crab sees one it throws a piece of stone or seaweed into it and the oyster cannot close again so that it serves the crab for meat. Such is the fate of him who opens his mouth too much and thereby puts himself at the mercy of the listener.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

The best part of shooting 'House of Cards' in Baltimore is eating lots of soft-shell crab.

There are no small number of people in this world who, solitary by nature, always try to go back into their shell like a hermit crab or a snail.

I do a really good crab linguine.

If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size.

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember.

Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection?

But I am greedy for life. I do too much of everything all the time. Suddenly one day my heart will fail. The Iron Crab will get me as it got my father. But I am not afraid of The Crab. At least I shall have died from an honourable disease. Perhaps they will put on my tombstone. 'This Man Died from Living Too Much'.

What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you?

My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab.

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates.