Top 907 Crack Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.

Being smart as a whip includes knowing when not to crack it.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

Hip-Hop went from selling crack to smoking it

That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.

The head coach has to crack down a little more.

Just like ice, lives crack, too. Personalities. Identities.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

You're either slangin' crack rock, or you got a wicked jumpshot.

Slot machines are like crack for old people.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

I'd rather go out in a decent crack-up than in a hospital.

...a figure of speech can often get into a crack too small for a definition.

Words strain, crack, and sometime break, under the burden.

There’s a crack (or cracks) in everyone…that’s how the light of God gets in.

As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.

Don't let your silly dreams fall in between the crack of the bed and the wall.

To try to crack into Hollywood, it's a dream come true.

Crack-brained meddling by the authorities [can] aggravate an existing crisis.

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.

Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

Cocaine and crack are essentially the same thing. Cocaine is a middle-class drug. Crack is a poor person's drug, which carries a felony conviction for possession. And once you get this felony conviction, which given that the whole community is pretty much strung out on it, you become basically sidelined into an alternative kind of lifestyle. You become completely marginalized. You can't get public housing, you can't get a lot of jobs, you can't vote. You have a real problem doing anything to get you out of the rut that you're in. You become basically a non - person.

If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack.

No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

Yeah, I am fun loving. I do crack jokes at times too.

Once you crack the script, everything else follows.

He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.

My love to thee is sound, sans crack or flaw.

Social media is like crack-immediately gratifying and hugely addictive.

I have always been of the belief that whatever the conditions, you just crack on with it.

Here's the irony of this moment on Smackdown: Jimmy crack corn and I DO care.

With any project there's one or two things that you really want to do and that's going to crack it.

Deposit insurance has proved to be the crack cocaine of American finance.

I can't give up. It's a rap thang. And I ain't goin back to the crack game.

If you aren't on Goodreads, you should be. I've said it before, it's like Facebook for readers on crack.

Through some crack the smoke of satan has entered into the Church of God.

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

We do not ask the mountain's aid to crack a walnut.

As writers we need to crack open language.

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.

If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Just remember when you think you're free, the crack in your heart is me.

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

Any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"

I want to crack jokes about people. That is my right.

I would love to take a crack at 'Long Day's Journey Into Night.'

Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don't do it.

I'm addicted to you. You're my crack, and you also happen to be the only dealer.

I'll crack jokes in the locker room, I don't care. I don't gotta impress nobody.

Everest is completely out of control. It's like crack.

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as Crack Classic.