Top 197 Cracking Quotes & Sayings

The world is hollow. It's a lot to take in. Like cracking an egg and finding nothing inside. Or a full grown elephant.

Adam Sandler would always be cracking jokes; he's really great.

I want to go to Nashville and get cracking on this album.

I played with the Clippers when Golden State really wasn't cracking like that and Oracle Arena was still jumping.

I'm always cracking up when I hear what people think I should be doing.

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

Earth is so thick with divine possibility that it is a wonder we can walk anywhere without cracking our shins on altars.

I think that zinc white has a property of scaling and cracking.

Scaremongering is an age-old political ritual. There are public officials who have benefited by playing up the 'hacker threat' so that they can win approval by cracking down on it.

You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow is.

By cracking down on wage theft, we can make sure workers and taxpayers are not getting ripped off by crooked employers.

A world is in flames, and you are cracking silly jokes.

It is good to realize that falling apart is not such a bad thing. Indeed, it is as essential to evolutionary and psychological transformation as the cracking of outgrown shells.

So here is what my advice would be: If God has given you a dream, you'd better get cracking because He wants you to use it. That's why He gives them to us in the first place.

Heights don't bother me...It's falling and cracking my skull that freaks me out.

Behind me the branches of a wasted and sterile existence are cracking.

For everyday diners in Manhattan, cracking the waiting list at Nobu is said to be harder than getting courtside tickets for the Knicks.

As an inveterate lover of mystery, cracking the code of a writer's true identity has the same effect, for me, as tasting forbidden fruit.

I think Led Zeppelin must have worn some of the most peculiar clothing that men had ever been seen to wear without cracking a smile.

Awakened at midnight by the sound of the water jar cracking from the ice

There is a silence so great that I can hear the ice crystals cracking and falling from eyelashes of girls who will never blink again.

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.

I'm the goofball. I'm the person cracking people up.

Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just acknowledge it.

I keep cracking jokes a lot.

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I work out five days a week with my personal trainer, who comes home and gets me cracking on my fitness routine.

My departure from Hollywood was described as a walk-out. No one understood that I was cracking up.

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.

There's one thing that the Fed has been really good at cracking down on, and that's inflation.

I don't think our records contain obvious humour. We're not cracking gags.

A couple of times, I felt like I was cracking and I couldn't go on, and God would put another person in my place to help me.

My first series, I wouldn't even know where to get a clip of it. It was called 'Cracking Up.' It was on 'FOX' in 2004.

Writing a nonfiction story is like cracking a safe. It seems impossible at the beginning, but once you're in, you're in.

Places: a cold, bleak, lonely day on the rim at Muley Point, Utah. And the heart-cracking loveliness of the blood-smeared, bitter, incomprehensible slaughterhouse of a world.

I met some people in college and I kept cracking away until someone pointed me in the right direction.

There's always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.

Actors, you kind of have these ebbs and flows. These moments where you're in your glory - where you're really cracking - and moments where you're not.

"Cracking the Ice" scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.

I don't regard myself as a cracking good climber. I'm just strong in the back. I have a lot of enthusiasm, and I'm good on ice.

Einstein was wrong! I"M the speed of like CRACKING through shivery rainbows and GOD the sky whirls and withers like a melting RAINBOW!

I think when people watch a lot of artists, they're expecting this showiness, and I'm cracking jokes with people. I'm heckling back. I'm interacting.

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

If you are cracking a joke on me and in counter cannot take a joke when I am cracking on you, then, you stay away from me.

There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be that we needed to invent the helmet. What was happening, apparently, was that we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid doing those activities but, instead, to come up with some sort of device to help us enjoy our head-cracking lifestyles.

For the longest time, it felt kind of like my chest was cracking open, but not precisely in an unpleasant way.

..because the only kind of love I have to offer is stupid and blind and so deep and powerful that I feel like I'm cracking just to hold it in.

I turned and faced the Olympians. "We need a shroud," I announced, my voice cracking. "A shroud for the son of Hermes.

When I started cracking auditions I got confident and that's when I felt I can act.

You have to keep cracking yourself open or you become a parody of yourself.

I'm happy in what I do, and I just like cracking on, doing what I love. The people around me know who I am, and that's what means the most.

You can't have a United States if you are telling some folks that they can't get on the train. There is a cracking point where a society collapses.

There's so much history amongst ourselve that reminds us of something, and we start cracking up.

This is the sheriff you’re talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me from cracking down on illegal immigration as long as the laws are there.

I’m really cracking. No, I’m beyond cracking. I’m shattered. I’m lost. I’m fragmented.

I hated cracking the whip, and these juries turn into political things.

This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me from cracking down on illegal immigration as long as the laws are there.

I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.

God wants you to be in the world, but so different from the world that you will change it. Get cracking.