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Last updated on April 15, 2025.
I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.
The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
We live in an age of seriously crap mass clothing. They've made a science of it.
The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.
Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap.
When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.
There was a time in my life when I used the word 'crap' regularly and unthinkingly.
I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that.
The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place.
The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap.
In my 20s, I railed against anything 'spiritual', I thought it was all crap.
I shot a movie with Nicole Kidman that I got cut out of - it was crap anyways.
I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover.
I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, 'Holy crap, I'm an adult.'
I've still gotta come across as happy when inside I feel crap!
Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?
I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters
In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.
When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they're in... it didn't used to be that way.
Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.
Humour is ahead of everything creatively. I think if things aren't humorous, they are just crap.
You have to go through a lot of crap to get to a good idea.
If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
The moment you believe your own crap and excuses, you fail.
When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.
I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
All of the John Carpenter movies scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.
God, I used to have really skinny-crap eyebrows. They were such an ugly disaster.
With all the crap that's going on around the world, you kind of want to do what you can to protect the ones you love.
I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.
My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
I don't give a crap about what fans or people say, they can kiss my butt.
I feel closest to God with a pitchfork full of crap in my hands. I'm serious!
God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers.
People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.
I'm not a U.S. citizen. I mean, I'm an earth-izen. Borderline policies are crap to me.
I could give a flying crap about the political process. We're an entertainment company.
For a long time, I didn't give anything my all. I was so afraid that I'd be crap, so I held myself back.
I'm not a guy that's gonna go out there and not be me and be fake and talk a bunch of crap.
Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap
Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.
I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
Romantic love can be a lot of crap, though, let me tell you. And it can hurt you.
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.
When it's something you really adore, I think you don't want to be the one who accidentally writes a crap episode.
Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.
I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.
A lot of crap goes on in media studies, like in almost everything.
I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man.
What if everything in a museum is crap? It's entirely possible; it's not the end of the world.
I want success for so many people. I couldn't give a crap about myself.
I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .
The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.
