Top 938 Crap Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.
Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.
I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent.
I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
I'm a big fan of TV on demand. I'm embarrassed to say what I watch. It's the worst crap.
This radio business I'm in is full of guys who read the sports page and rip crap off.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real simple.
I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.
People can see through crap pretty easily. Just go out there and be comfortable. Be you. Be authentic.
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.
I think every Negro over fifty should get a medal for putting up with all that crap.
I was always quite technical as a player, but when you are the size I am, if you are crap in the air, it is going to look bad.
Holy crap, cross fit! It's terrible, but I'm doing that now. Anything so that I can look better.
I have a slightly crap blog where I opine on anything that occurs to me and run the occasional silly competition.
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.
I still think that if one of Jim's masterpieces were downgraded to sell crap, I would get sick.
It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.
Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.
No, I don't spend a lot of time in the studio, man. I truly don't. I'll be in there when I have to. I hate the containment, I can't stand the schedule crap.
I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs.
The more crap you have had to deal with in your life, the better you are at handling 'Big Brother.'
If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.
I don't like a lot of what's published as hard SF. Much of it is right-wing, reactionary crap.
Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what’s left sound natural.
Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap.
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.
The hardest part is just hearing people saying that I won't amount to crap, and that I'm going to be a bust.
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.
I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life.
I know a lot of people will talk crap at me, but they can say whatever they want.
I'd rather do one day on a really cool movie than six months on something crap.
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?"
Writers who do crap work believe they have turned in spun gold and all their little darlings must be defended.
Privacy is important. Anybody who doesn't think that, they're crap. But I know I'm going to lose some of that and that's something I'll have to deal with.
You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.
Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first
Without a shadow of doubt, Trafalgar Square has to be one of the most crap urban public spaces in the world.
There's so much content out there that you can't make crap and just hope it gets seen.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.
The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.
As a mother, I've seen a lot of animated movies, and, I've got to say, there's so much crap out there for children.
I'm really spectacularly thick in all areas of my life except comedy and science. I'm crap at everything else.
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.
It's weird how America works. Healthy food costs way more than crap.
While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really...motivated by psychological disturbance.
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.
If I want to look half decent, a blow dry is a godsend. I'm crap at doing my own hair.
I don't read too much into things and look at social media. It's all a load of crap.
However judicious academics may be - not like me - they are all taught to see through crap.
There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.
Question: Why is that MC's be wack
And major labels wanna sign that crap?
A-yo...funk that!
