Top 164 Craziest Quotes & Sayings

Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met. Son of Sam is a close second.

I have the craziest dreams when I'm digesting a massive amount. It feels so real, it's psychedelic.

I feel the craziest people are sometimes the most intelligent.

Which is weird. But not the craziest thing I can think of Rose doing.? I appreciated the support.

I try to be optimistic, but in this business it's so hard. The craziest stuff can happen.

Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs ... but I had to sign a baby's carriage once. I thought that was weird, so yeah, I guess that's the craziest thing.

I do believe that God is with us even when we're at our craziest and that this goodness guides, provides, and protects.

My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.

Even Bill Clinton admitted Obamacare is the craziest thing in the world, where people wind up with their premiums doubled and their coverage cut in half.

It was the craziest period of my life: I was getting ready for the baccalaureate, the phone was ringing off the hook, I visited the Real facilities, I met Alex Ferguson.

The craziest thing is I didn't know I could sing like this - ever. My voice has changed, or I've grown into it, woken up.

As a model you need to be able to do the craziest things.

I think traveling as much as we do and being on the road, the craziest thing is probably having our own little tour bus.

My brothers said I was always the craziest, always pushing buttons.

And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things.

Running with the bulls was the scariest and craziest thing I have ever done.

My dad is my everything. He always had the craziest speeches for Kylie [Jenner] and me growing up, good words to live by.

It's one of the craziest feelings to be on stage and know that you were sitting on your bedroom floor when that song came to be and now there's an arena full of people singing it.

Moms are sometimes the craziest because they know they want to get their daughters to be seen by us or get an autograph.

The craziest thing I've done for love? Put my life on hold.

I see my tweets as a current joining a bunch of other currents in the world's craziest ocean.

It's very weird waking around a corner and being nose to nose with myself on the side of a bus. And Times Square - that's the craziest one.

Sometimes I think I'm the craziest person on the planet.

Ask anyone in America where the craziest people live and they'll tell you California. Ask anyone in California where the craziest people live and they'll say Los Angeles. Ask anyone in Los Angeles where the craziest people live and they'll tell you Hollywood. Ask anyone in Hollywood where the craziest people live and they'll say Laurel Canyon. And ask anyone in Laurel Canyon where the craziest people live and they'll say Lookout Mountain. So I bought a house on Lookout Mountain.

It's the craziest thing, but I can't stop thinking about you.

I used to have the craziest fear of losing teeth. I would have nightmares about that all the time. But it's the craziest thing, because I feel like that's one of the easiest things to fix. You just get veneers or something.

I don't have, like, a huge effect on the crowd, I'd say. So not having fans isn't the craziest thing to me.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

My craziest ambition is to take John Madden's job and salary.

Some of the craziest aspects about 'Weeper' were the things I found out to be true. I mean, true of people.

I'm just trying to be the most outgoing, craziest person on the field.

The people who go the craziest when they hear the name 'Hemingway' are my English teachers!

The craziest thing I've probably done during a show is the balcony dive - it was pretty scary. I was like, 'This could result in an injury of mine,' but somehow I survived.

Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met.

The craziest thing is that the song ["My President"] is real but you can still hear it in the club.

I think that's why I was able to go so far in my life and career - because my mom always supported me, even when I had the craziest ideas ever.

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

You can take my dirtiest, craziest joke, and I can break down in my head why there's a good, honest, honorable reason for telling it.

I'm "crushable." That was the craziest thing. They called me "crushable" on some website.

My dad is my everything. He always had the craziest speeches for Kylie and me growing up, good words to live by.

People are all crazy... but the craziest are the ones who never allow themselves to be crazy.

I love performing on stage the most. It's getting that instant reaction from a live audience. There are no boundaries, you can take your character as far as you want to, you can be the craziest person ever.

'Apocalypse Now' was my craziest experience ever. I was 14 years old, and I'd lied about my age to get the role. I haven't had another film top it.

Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs... but I had to sign a baby's carriage once. I thought that was weird, so yeah, I guess that's the craziest thing.

I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

I got the craziest crash course in rock n' roll that I could have ever dreamed of.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.

Sydney is full of the craziest and most talented artists of all kinds.

The craziest, most selfish act is to commit suicide. When you kill yourself, you kill others.

I've seen guys who had the craziest amount of talent growing up and let that hype and whatnot and the money go to their head.

Man, just to think back, like, I was one of the craziest D. Wade fans ever.

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

Every Crohn's and colitis patient is different, and they all respond to different things. That's the craziest thing about it.

I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things.

Skin care is so important, and I'm the craziest person about it.

It hasn't been very normal in my career, but that first year in pro ball was the craziest year ever.

I think my craziest Hollywood moment was performing at the Grammys with Stevie Wonder.

I've been so lucky that there's been such an intense and positive response to the line. It's one of the craziest things.