Top 1200 Crazy Horse Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

To sit on a ranch horse that's been broken in, it's like getting in a Porsche.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

It's right to flog a dead horse sometimes, when the previous flogging has not annihilated it.

all that I know is that I believe in the sound of music and the running of a horse. all else is squabble.

Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack)

I told Hugh Hefner, "I have this crazy boyfriend." And Hef was like, "You're not going anywhere with a crazy boyfriend," and so he put me in a mansion in Bel-Air with an opera singing Chinese maid, and I was driving a Bentley, and a friend of mine came by and was like, "What is going on? Why are you living in this mansion?" And I was like, "Isn't this what happens when people move to LA?

We look for a horse with one chance in two of winning and which pays you three to one.

Super Saiyan' is a term from 'Dragonball Z,' the most important TV show ever. The main character, Goku, is a member of the alien race known as Saiyans. When Saiyans train to a certain level - and get really angry - they transform into what's known as a Super Saiyan: their hair gets all spiky and they get crazy, crazy strong.

Looking for love is tricky business, like whipping a carousel horse.

Your dreams will betray you. Go nowhere on a horse that fades.

A horsefly can't do a horse much real damage, but it can drive it wild anyhow.

Magic is crazy. He is that crazy wild guy on the basketball court that is very intense and very serious. He is the guy who lives and eats and breathes basketball. Magic is a guy who would stand for nothing but winning and really prepared himself as well as he prepared his team. Earvin is the complete opposite.

Why should not a poet's cat be winged as well as his horse?

I've always been a clothes horse, and I spend a lot of money on designers.

Take heede of an oxe before, of an horse behind, of a monke on all sides.

It is the eye of the master that fatteth the horse, and the love of the woman that maketh the man.

My role in 'Kashmora' required me to take horse riding lessons.

And then I bought my own horse, which I had until it died.

The labourer's muscle is that of a cart-horse, his motions lumbering and slow.

The horse that drawes after him his halter, is not altogether escaped.

I think, in BMX, it's a lot like horse racing. I wouldn't really bet on it.

I started horse-riding when I was a child and still try to go as often as I can.

I like to go surfing because I want to feel the ocean and experience nature, and nature fixes my balance, and this life is crazy sometimes, so it helps a wrestler's life because a wrestler's life is crazy sometimes.

A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years before he can read distinctly; and yet there are some people who, as soon as they get on a horse, entirely undressed and untaught, fancy that by beating and spurring they will make him a dressed horse in one morning only. I would fain ask such stupid people whether by beating a boy they would teach him to read without first showing him the alphabet? Sure, they would beat him to death, before they would make him read.

I have a lot of faith in President Obama. The thing that seems to be true of him is that he doesn't speak when you would expect him to speak. He's very measured in his response to things. He likes to get all the facts first before he shoots his mouth off. It makes me crazy; it makes a lot of people crazy.

There is no greater pleasure in the world than riding a good horse.

Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places!

What you do is, you just do the gig, enjoy, get on with it, and treat the rest as horse doodle.

If you fall off a horse, you get back up. I am not a quitter.

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.

Men use care in purchasing a horse, and are neglectful in choosing friends.

That absolute pure honesty of the horse, man that's just the greatest thing there is

There is no wall that is high enough to stop a horse with a cart filled with gold.

Wine it is the milk of Venus, And the poet's horse accounted: Ply it and you all are mounted.

This same philosophy is a good horse in the stable, but an arrant jade on a journey.

At my door the Pale Horse stands to carry me to unknown lands.

The big French movie distributors are the Trojan horse of the American cinema.

There is no secret closer than what passes between a man and his horse

I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.

If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse.

There's no better feeling than beating someone who's up on a high horse.

When I got a call to see if I wanted a Derby horse, I said, 'Damn!'

For me, Jews and football go together like a horse and carriage.

She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy.' That's what they always do on Entourage.

Have you never wanted to do anything that was dangerous? Where should we be if no one tried to find out what lies beyond? Have you never wanted to look beyond the clouds and the stars, or to know what causes the trees to bud? And what changes the darkness into light? But if you talk like that, people call you crazy. Well, if I could discover just one of these things, what eternity is, for example, I wouldn't care if they did think I was crazy.

It is closer to the truth to say that God is crazy than that God is reasonable. I suspect God merely smiles when someone calls him crazy, but shakes His head and frowns when someone calls Him reasonable.

People expect star kids to be perfect - horse-riding, fighting.

For God took a handful of blizzard snow, blew on it and created the horse.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

Equestrian art is the perfect understanding and harmony between horse and rider.

All in green went my love of riding on a great horse of gold into the silver dawn.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

Don't be the rider who gallops all nightand never sees the horse that is beneath him

My dad is a gaucho. He wakes in the middle of the night and rides a horse for a living.

Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it’s just a horse?

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.

When I am not shooting, all my waking hours are dedicated to horse riding and gymming.

I love working out. I also go horse-riding and golfing.

I'm a wild horse, to say the least, and with age, I haven't calmed down completely.

As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses.