Top 1105 Crooked Smiles Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

These guys [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen.

with his customary crooked smile, “are just too unlikely to dwell upon.

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, nothing completely straight was ever made

We can't love our neighbors till we know how crooked their hearts are.

What by a straight path cannot be reached by crooked ways is never won.

Right and proof are two crutches for everything bent and crooked that limps along.

Keeping Crooked Hillary Clinton out of the White House!

I have been offered other roles on television but I don't think I'll be able to enact those crooked characters.

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

An ad that pretends to be art is - at absolute best - like somebody who smiles warmly at you only because he wants something from you. This is dishonest, but what's sinister is the cumulative effect that such dishonesty has on us: since it offers a perfect facsimile or simulacrum of goodwill without goodwill's real spirit, it messes with our heads and eventually starts upping our defenses even in cases of genuine smiles and real art and true goodwill. It makes us feel confused and lonely and impotent and angry and scared. It causes despair.

You are as crooked as a bank robber if you do not pay your debts on time.

Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked.

I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose.

Boy, it is not fun suffering in this body of weak flesh, but Jesus is straightening out all my crooked places.

Crooked cards and straight whiskey, Slow horses and fast women.

Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence.

Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught.

I need to live like that crooked tree--... that knelt down in the hardest winds but could not be blasted away.

The conversation ran as fluidly as the tea out of the samovar’s crooked nose.

Men that make Envy and crooked malice nourishment, Dare bite the best.

God makes crooked straight for us and sets things right when they seem to go dead wrong.

To crooked eyes truth may wear a wry face

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

To make a crooked stick straight, we bend it the contrary way.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

When you acknowledge God, He will go before you and make the crooked places straight.

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.

If the first button of one's coat is wrongly buttoned, all the rest will be crooked.

Work while your strength and years permit you; crooked age will by-and-by come upon you with silent foot.

Sometimes broken things heal crooked. The pieces didn’t fit anymore.

You never know a line is crooked unless you have a straight one to put next to it.

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.

Some people have the coldest smiles, but have the tenderest hearts. And many have the most tender smiles, but carry the coldest hearts. You cannot judge a man by his smile, but you CAN judge a man by his heart. The smallest actions reveal the most about a hearts true color, so pay attention to them. Actions are the true words of the heart.

Fewer people are bent from hard work than are crooked from avoiding it.

The world is poisoned with erroneous theories, and needs to be taught sane doctrines, but it is difficult to straighten what has become crooked.

I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.

Why would anyone think the FBI had done something crooked or criminal?

I lay in the dark thinking about the difficulties of family, how crazy and crooked the stories of a bloodline can be.

The habit of taking the line of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

We can't really tell how crooked our thinking is until we line it up with the straight edge of Scripture.

Abolitionists were men of sharp angles. Organizing them was like binding crooked sticks in a bundle.

He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.

It is the path of least resistance that makes rivers and men crooked.

God draweth straight lines but we call them crooked.

Men as well as rivers grow crooked by following the path of least resistance.

I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid.

The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken.

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.

Calm, thinking villains, whom no faith could fix, Of crooked counsels and dark politics.

I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked.

Unless I'm running and yelling, then you really see how crooked my mouth is!

Moses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol.

The Washington establishment and the financial and media corporations that fund it...Their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton.

For experience teacheth me that straight trees have crooked roots.

We have songs and we have smiles; that is the beauty of 3HO. We have many, many songs and we have very, very, very many smiles. We have all the tools not to be fools but still sometimes we mess up. But it's all right. If one thing doesn't work another will work-we have the technology and methodology to become and be good, graceful, courageous, pure human beings. We are all on the same path. Nobody is slave to anybody and nobody is subject to anybody. We worship no man but we love every man.

Crooked Hillary. Look, can you imagine another four years of the Clintons? Seriously. It's time to move on.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.