Top 329 Crooked Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 17, 2025.
I need to live like that crooked tree--...
that knelt down in the hardest winds
but could not be blasted away.
Calm, thinking villains, whom no faith could fix, Of crooked counsels and dark politics.
Why would anyone think the FBI had done something crooked or criminal?
Work while your strength and years permit you; crooked age will by-and-by come upon you with silent foot.
The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken.
Men that make Envy and crooked malice nourishment, Dare bite the best.
Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you.
Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught.
Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.
Involved sentences, crooked, circuitous, and parenthetical, no matter how musically they may be balanced, are prejudicial to a facile understanding of the truth.
God makes crooked straight for us and sets things right when they seem to go dead wrong.
Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.
There is the need for someone against which our characters can measure themselves. Without a ruler, you won't make the crooked straight.
Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.
Venerable to me is the hard hand,--crooked, coarse,--wherein, notwithstanding, lies a cunning virtue, indispensably royal as of the sceptre of the planet.
In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.
When I was a teenager, my self esteem was really low. But when I stood next to Yunho and his crooked teeth, I felt better.
For nothing is more democratic than logic; it is no respecter of persons and makes no distinction between crooked and straight noses.
You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems crooked through the water.
Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence.
We can't really tell how crooked our thinking is until we line it up with the straight edge of Scripture.
No public man can be just a little crooked. There is no such thing as a no-man's land between honesty and dishonesty.
I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid.
Men as well as rivers grow crooked by following the path of least resistance.
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, nothing completely straight was ever made
When you acknowledge God, He will go before you and make the crooked places straight.
We did not get any money from the early records. It was all taken by crooked managers. It is just a gangster's paradise.
Crooked Hillary. Look, can you imagine another four years of the Clintons? Seriously. It's time to move on.
I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked.
I've always felt if my nose were more crooked, critics would focus more on my acting.
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
Boy, it is not fun suffering in this body of weak flesh, but Jesus is straightening out all my crooked places.
By cracking down on wage theft, we can make sure workers and taxpayers are not getting ripped off by crooked employers.
Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.
The Washington establishment and the financial and media corporations that fund it...Their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton.
The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.
The world is poisoned with erroneous theories, and needs to be taught sane doctrines, but it is difficult to straighten what has become crooked.
We live in world that wants to burnish the rough edges and straighten the crooked line, but conformity doesn't beget greatness.
... Every circumstance in life, no matter how crooked and distorted and ugly it appears to be, if it is reacted to in love and forgiveness and obedience to your will can be transformed.
Crooked Hillary [Clinton] also wants a 550 percent increase in Syrian refugees to pour into our country .
We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on.
If I put faith in medication, if I can smile a crooked smile, if I can talk on television, if I can walk an empty mile.
A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line.
Right and proof are two crutches for everything bent and crooked that limps along.
These guys [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen.
Unless I'm running and yelling, then you really see how crooked my mouth is!
I have been offered other roles on television but I don't think I'll be able to enact those crooked characters.
When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing.
Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked.
I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works.
I do have one slightly crooked wheel upstairs, but everything else is ticking along just four-o, thank you very much.
Abolitionists were men of sharp angles. Organizing them was like binding crooked sticks in a bundle.
I lay in the dark thinking about the difficulties of family, how crazy and crooked the stories of a bloodline can be.
You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.
I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.
The habit of taking the line of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked.
I'm still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can't complain.
I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose.
There's no symmetry in nature. One eye is never exactly the same as the other. There's always a difference. We all have a more or less crooked nose and an irregular mouth.
