Top 514 Daffy Duck Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Honey, I forgot to duck

I've thrown vanilla beans into mustard. Nothing crazy or grainy, just normal dijon. It's great for duck. Smear some of that right on the duck, coupled with some roast plums, and it all comes together in that savory over sweet over savory over sweet way we all love.

Honey, I just forgot to duck.

I do not walk like a duck.

My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call boxes and put the stickers on the duck call and then put them in the boxes.

I still look like a duck.

You point your feet out too much when you walk,” Will went on. He was busy polishing an apple on his shirtfront, and appeared not to notice Tessa glaring at him. “Camille walks delicately. Like a faun in the woods. Not like a duck” “I do not walk like a duck.” “I like ducks,” Jem observed diplomatically. “Especially the ones in Hyde Park.

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

And I love the Oregon Duck. He's my favorite mascot.

He took a duck in the face at 250 knots.

I've spent so many years talking about lame ducks in the White House and Congress, and it's never occurred to me to find out what the heck it means. It turns out it's an old English hunting term - something about firing at a duck without quite killing it. In any case, the hobbled duck limps on, at a distinct disadvantage.

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!

She smiled smugly. “We came to an agreement, the duck and I.

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

Was that you or the duck?

I'm actually a big 'Duck Dynasty' fan.

I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran.

I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.

There was a certain history to this. While heavily pregnant with Amelia, she had asked him if she was radiant or if she just looked like a waddling duck. He told her she’d looked like a radiant duck. This had not been the correct answer.

Yes, I was a weird duck, no doubt.

A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions.

I'm a huge Howard the Duck fan. For people who don't know, I'm a huge Marvel Comics fan, but Howard the Duck was maybe my favorite character as a kid. I went back, and I collected all of those comics. I had every comic he was ever in.

Not since the Black Panthers sailed into their Upper East Side tea party has there been so daffy an exercise in radical chic.

If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they've seen, then I question your judgment.

It is the system itself that, that is incapable of producing freedom for the twenty-two million Afro-Americans. Just like a chicken can't lay a duck egg, a chicken can't lay a duck egg, because the system of the chicken isn't constructed in the way to produce a duck egg. And just as that chicken system can't produce, is not capable to, of producing a duck egg, the political and economic system of this country is absolutely incapable of producing freedom and justice and equality and human dignity for the twenty-two million Afro-Americans.

You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency.

When I was a kid, I wanted to emulate Mel Blanc, who is arguably one of the most legendary voiceover recording artists of our time. I used to watch all the cartoons where he would voice Daffy, Elmer Fudd and Porky the Pig. I knew one day I wanted to do that.

Many quite popular films are filled with violence. I think the difference between those and my films is that I show the cause and effect of violent activity. It's not a Donald Duck situation where he get a brick in the back of the head and gets up and walks away in the next frame. Mine have violence which keeps Donald Duck in the hospital for six months and creates a trauma which he will remember for the rest of his life.

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets

Don't forget to duck!

I don't duck and dodge, I don't pick fights.

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

Howard the Duck is my best friend.

One is never alone with a rubber duck.

Poetry is a sky dark with a wild-duck migration.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

The fox often offers the duck its pond.

What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

I asked for the fight with Pulev to be honest with you. I didn't duck and dive.

Apparently, the pathfinder duck is a psychological archetype in certain cultures.

The 2009 World Championship Duck Calling Contest, I won.

I'm a sitting duck. No, seriously, I mean I wish I could say more, but I'm a sitting duck because I can't get ahead of them [cyber experts]. They're far ahead of me. That's what I learned: how vulnerable we are. It's a big, silent monster out there. That's what it feels like.

In a bull market, one must avoid the error of the preening duck that quacks boastfully after a torrential rainstorm, thinking that its paddling skills have caused it to rise in the world. A right-thinking duck would instead compare its position after the downpour to that of the other ducks on the pond.

I was born trying to figure out why other kids were just playing in a circle. What are you doing in the circle? Duck, Duck, Goose? What is the goose supposed to do? You could be organizing; you could be producing products that are for sale. You have a circle, but how are you utilizing it?

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Daffy-down-dilly came up in the cold, Through the brown mould Although the March breeze blew keen on her face, Although the white snow lay in many a place.

In every trouble the little ones duck more easily.

Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?

They would all be sorry... particularly the duck.

confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head.

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the wall. I make the silhouette of my hand into a duck. Robin makes his into a rabbit. Now my duck kisses his rabbit And-POOF!- it turns into a turkey. And for some reason this strikes us as hysterically funny. But you probably had to be there.

We don't duck democratic choices out of fear of fascists.

I don't duck or dodge anybody.

Tuck in your tail, little duck.