Top 1200 Damn Things Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

I've learned that intelligence alone doesn't mean a damn thing. It only leads to violence and pain.

These audiences are so damn smart, way smarter than the studios give them credit for.

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter.

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

People got insights into what was bothering them, but they hardly did a damn thing to change.

Want to accomplish something, any-damn-thing? Sharpen your political skills!

Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

'Jaws' freed me to discover that a successful movie didn't make a damn bit of difference to my life.

My policy is to be able to take a ticket at Victoria station and go anywhere I damn well please!

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.

My choreography suits men very well, and the women who can do it are damn hard, strong dancers.

I got Moxie, I'm so damn foxy Industry try to block me like cops and paparazzi.

Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

It's so damn hard to write a great historical mystery based on fact. It's not for lack of trying.

Any damn fool can put on a deal, but it takes genius, faith and perseverance to create a brand.

When I hit the skins they all say, 'Damn Kane... You knock out the Bush like a presidential campaign!'

We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes.

I feel as if I'm in on a pass and am damn lucky to have whatever I have. It could all be taken away in a second.

Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.' Where does it end? You just have to say, 'It's pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I'm OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.

I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily.

I might not have the ability to ever carry a child and I have this damn bag for the time being – but I'm alive.

If I am unhappy, I can write "damn it" in my personal diary, but I can't do that on a microblog so I might as well not start one.

I've got more skills in my pinky finger than half the damn guys in the UFC.

No one can amount to a damn in the arts if he becomes sweetly reasonable, seeing all sides of a picture, forgiving all sins.

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker.

Even under the best of circumstances, there's just something so damn tragic about growing up.

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny.

I'm human so I'd be lying if I said that it's not times where you sit back like damn all these niggas is poppin what's up?

We are not damned. We never were. Who under the sun has the right to damn any living breathing creature?

I have been so damn lucky to be able to do what I love my entire life. I never take that for granted.

Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy!

I am determined to make the most of this life that I have, damn it - it's that kind of stubbornness I think we all need more of.

If you want someone to pay you - the highest paid receiver in the history of the game - damn act like it.

We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.

Usually I try not to pay attention to the charts, because I don't want to be like, 'Damn, I came in at Number 237.'

Nobody gives a damn about the Merrimac. You know how it is. Winners write the history books.

You can love more than one person at a time, and I don't give a damn what the self-help books say.

Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

Just feeling free to walk out on stage and be myself is pretty damn significant.

I am basically a citizen of the modern world, as we all are, praise the Lord and damn us all to hell.

My point was to always have my spectators leave saying 'hot damn I got my money's worth.'

I as little fear that God will damn a man that has charity, as I hope that the priests can save one who has not.

A lot of guys would say that I was like a 'damn chameleon'. It doesn't matter who you are in the ring with, you can adjust and adapt.

Movie acting may not have a certain kind of glory as true art, but it is damn hard work.

I have over a hundred wigs, I like to change them damn near every hour.

If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money.

English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.

I swear, I have not played 'Dare Iz A Darkside' damn near since I did it. Seriously!

The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin to damn the whole world.

The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.

I've struggled with money when I could have had a little more if I'd just taken the damn job.

It's great fun to have the license to say damn near anything you want, short of being offensive.