Top 1200 Dark Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings

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Last updated on April 14, 2025.
I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.
I do sarcasm really poorly.
'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark. — © Michael Pena
'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark.
If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.
Sarcasm was a weapon for children.
I was aware of a lot of my friends being into things I wasn't into. Like sarcasm. It had never been a part of my family - they still don't use sarcasm.
If you're not dark inside and you come to this world, it'l turn you dark... and if you really have Sunshine inside you, it's not good to play in the dark. It's just gonna extinguish your fire.
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight, and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings, and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
I feel like sarcasm is important in a relationship.
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Human knowledge is dark and uncertain; philosophy is dark, astrology is dark, and geometry is dark.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print. — © Kristen Schaal
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.
I live in Rome and five minutes from my flat is a church where you can walk in and see this beautiful Caravaggio. Just the way this man uses dark paint: dark to create dark to create dark, the layering of the darkness in his work. I just race home: I want to create!
Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.
In a dark time, the eye begins to see / I meet my shadow in the deepening shade...Dark, dark my light, and darker my desire.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.
O dark, dark, dark, amid the blaze of noon, Irrecoverably dark, total eclipse Without all hope of day!
Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm instead of the talking, in and of itself, as a precious shared experience between people.
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
It has been so written, for the most part, that the times it describes are with remarkable propriety called dark ages. They are dark, as one has observed, because we are so in the dark about them.
Doctor Who is pretty dark, I think. Generally its dark; its always been dark.
I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.
I get afraid of the dark if I'm in a great deal of dark, and I have to move around inside of that fear... But there is a chance that something... will talk to me from the dark, so I have... to be prepared for that communication, which has happened.
Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
What I personally gravitate toward tends to be fantasy, medium dark - not too dark - fairy tales and sci fi. Stop-motion takes something on the page that's really dark and adds a little sweetness to it, a living toys realm.
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
Sarcasm is lost in print.
I probably carry a fair amount of sarcasm in my daily life.
Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.
Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack. — © Marshall Sylver
Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack.
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
Sarcasm all around the world is always against right wing and against people in power. That's the definition of political sarcasm.
I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font.
If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter." Nick digested that word slowly. "Which means what? You hunt darkness?" "Yes, Nick. That's exactly what I do. There's just not enough of it." Now, there was some sarcasm you could cut with a knife.
Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.
What I personally gravitate toward tends to be fantasy, medium dark - not too dark - fairy tales and sci fi. Stop-motion takes something on the page thats really dark and adds a little sweetness to it, a living toys realm.
Some sarcasm is best told simply. — © Kevin Hart
Some sarcasm is best told simply.
'Doctor Who' is pretty dark, I think. Generally it's dark; it's always been dark.
If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
Dark chocolate can be good for you, and when I say 'can,' it's about what type of dark chocolates are you eating. Don't eat the dark chocolate with too much sugar.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
Comedy comes with a bit of sarcasm, wit and edginess.
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
I come from Israel, where most of the population is dark-haired, dark-skinned, dark-eyed.
I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.
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