Top 1200 Dark Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words.

Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

I'm afraid of the dark, but I choose to sleep in the dark. I can fall right to sleep with the lights on. But I want to be someone who can sleep in the dark, so that's the choice that I make.

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.

Science has proved that everything is energy, and now they have dark energy, dark matter. They don't call it all-embracing consciousness; they call it dark because they can't measure it. You know, paint it black.

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

It is a dark, dark world. If you're going to be in a dark world, I can't think of any better one to be in. I still think I'm very lucky to be in it.

There's always light after the dark. You have to go through that dark place to get to it, but it's there, waiting for you. It's like riding on a train through a dark tunnel. If you get so scared you jump off in the middle of the ride, then you're there, in the tunnel, stuck in the dark. You have to ride the train all the way to the end of the ride.

Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape.

Living in a culture that prefers to shut out the dark, avoid shadows, and anesthetize pain means that many people are isolated. ... Family, friends, and co-workers, fearful of the dark, are reluctant to participate in our shadow experience and may urge us to be done with the dark before it is done with us.

I am a bit sassy, with some sarcasm thrown into the mix, but stoic at the same time - and brash.

Well, life is dark. We live in a very dark world. When they call them "dark films" it annoys me, because they're very real stories. They're stories I have seen or experienced or witnessed, and coming from that place, that is the hope of humanity.

The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.

there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?

Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.

I personally don't think of the music as being particularly dark, though many seem to disagree as I often have to answer that question. I try and make the Lustmord sound have a real mass and a tangible presence, which some choose to interpret as dark. It's an interesting distinction. Although there are dark elements interwoven within the whole, it's only one of many textures.

Perhaps I could best describe my experience of doing mathematics in terms of entering a dark mansion. You go into the first room and it's dark, completely dark. You stumble around, bumping into the furniture. Gradually, you learn where each piece of furniture is. And finally, after six months or so, you find the light switch and turn it on. Suddenly, it's all illuminated and you can see exactly where you were. Then you enter the next dark room.

I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.

Sarcasm is like cheap wine - it leaves a terrible aftertaste.

Computers will understand sarcasm before Americans do.

You would have to be born with a gene that doesn't allow you to recognize sarcasm if you take anything I say seriously.

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.

You go from having fun doing something to having it become your life without you realizing it. It can be weird and dark, but every single time I have a dark thought that makes me think dark about that, I tell myself, "Stop, you're stupid. This is great."

I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything.

O dark dark dark. They all go into the dark, The vacant interstellar spaces, the vacant into the vacant

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.

I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice.

As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.

The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.

We're not big on irony in Jamaica, sarcasm and double-talk. We tend to say things plainly, sometimes to the point of boredom.

Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives.

We're living in a Dark Age of macroeconomics. Remember, what defined the Dark Ages wasn’t the fact that they were primitive — the Bronze Age was primitive, too. What made the Dark Ages dark was the fact that so much knowledge had been lost, that so much known to the Greeks and Romans had been forgotten by the barbarian kingdoms that followed.

Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because the fun and the wildness in it is sincere.

I've just got to remind myself that it's hard to express tone and sarcasm and stuff through text.

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

The most astonishing subset of the Deep Web is a collection of dark alleys called the Dark Web. The Dark Web is generally thought of as a collection of criminal elements intent on subverting the law, stealing our money, and possibly kidnapping our daughters.

Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.

The existence of dark matter and dark energy are inferred from observations! They are not theoretical constructs. Though invisible, both reveal their presence through the effects that they exert on motions of celestial bodies and in the case of dark matter - the bending of light as well.

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

Every book should begin with attractive endpapers. Preferably in a dark colour: dark red or dark blue, depending on the binding. When you open the book it's like going to the theatre. First you see the curtain. Then it's pulled aside and the show begins.

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.

But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm and curls.

Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.

With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

Carry a candle in the dark, be a candle in the dark, know that you're a flame in the dark.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

For me, 'Dark Souls III' is the end, but that doesn't mean the end for 'Dark Souls.' If someone other than myself, like another staff member, wants to make a 'Dark Souls,' then I don't want to deny others from making future installments.