Top 1200 Dark Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Dark times call for dark choices. Choose me.

The Dark Dark is a far slower project, clearly, and that's a relief. I look for slowness anywhere I can find it.

I'm playing dark history. It's beyond black. I'm dealing with the dark things of the cosmos.

Lord, I fashion dark gods, too, Daring even to give You Dark despairing features

You have some dark days and dark moments going through chemo and things like that.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

It's a dark culture that we live in. But you were called to glow in the dark.

Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour.

We still don't know what about 96 per cent of the universe is made of. It is dark matter and dark energy, but we have no idea what it is.

I'm very into dark colors. I try to rock the dark against the ghost white skin as much as humanly possible.

There`s a good sense of fun and lack of sarcasm in the Texans, maybe a little earnestness which is kind of why I found it quite Australian.

The dark does not weep for itself because there is no light. Rather, it accepts that it is the dark.

Bro, it's dark. You can't go to a strange building with a mysterious address in the dark. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie?

Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful.

I am not a dark person and I don't consider myself dark.

Every town has its dark side, but I spend time in New York for my dark inspiration.

People always tell me my books are so dark; I don't think they're particularly dark. I'm not like that. I'm quite a cheerful soul.

Women often have a great need to portray themselves as sympathetic and pleasing, but we're also dark people with dark thoughts.

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

The missing link in cosmology is the nature of dark matter and dark energy.

There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark.

Human beings, we have dark sides; we have dark issues in our lives. To progress anywhere in life, you have to face your demons.

Not all of our work is dark, but when we are working on a dark project, we really tend to go there.

I wouldn't go blonde. I'd like to do a darker color - a really dark, dark red.

The Dark Satirist, like the Dark Knight - that could be a good name for a superhero.

I'm getting to enjoy the mentality of the British, the sarcasm, the dry humour. There are so many more ways of articulating yourself than in German.

We see light, not dark. But it is in the dark that we feel goblins and ghosts.

This is a dark age. That's not news. It's a dark time when we have to be particularly aware of danger.

Don't go looking in dark places, because dark things live there.

Just like the car headlights impressively illuminating the dark streets, wisdom words powerfully enlighten the dark minds!

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

I am a fan of dark movies and dark complex characters, and I love to take on a character like that.

If dark matter and dark energy are 95 percent of everything, shouldn't we all be asking questions about that? What does that look like?

But death is stronger than that and when you cover your eyes you are the one who can't see the dark. The dark still sees you.

We live in a dark time. Books are as dark as what is available to teenagers through the media every day.

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.

It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.

When we look at the universe, what we see by eye or with our telescopes is only five percent of the universe. The rest, 95 percent is dark. Dark meaning, first of all, not visible to our instrument. Second, dark also indicates our ignorance. We don't know what's the composition of this part of the universe.

I'm a dark horse, running on a dark race course

Who doesn't have a dark place somewhere inside him that comes out sometimes when he's looking in a mirror? Dark and light, we are all made out of shadows like the shapes on a motion-picture screen. A lot of people think that the function of the projector is to throw light on the screen, just as the function of the story-teller is to stop fooling around and simply tell what happened, but the dark places must be there too, because without the dark places there would be no image and the figure on the screen would not exist.

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt

I'm embarrassed to admit that I'm still scared of the dark. I have to have a light on all night. It's completely irrational, and my son is the same. I just hate the dark.

I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm

Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.

Marilyn Monroe had thick, dark eyebrows even though her hair was platinum and it looked gorgeous. It worked because she had brown eyes - dark eyes can handle a dark brow even if the hair is blond.

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

I don't personally see my work as being dark. What interests me is a balance between light and dark.

When you're training you go to the gym when it's dark, you leave when it's dark. You push your body to the limit and it really gets on top of you.

I don't think of reflection on dark things as necessarily dark.

My humor is traced with dark - I've got dark patches all over the place.

I don't like the dark. I really am afraid of the dark.

Even a room which must be dark needs at least a crack of light to know how dark it is.

Dark can't exist with the light. Ain't nothing dark about God.

I feel like a lot of comedians do have that deep, dark thing. I have my stuff, but I don't go to that dark place.

You're awfully dark, brother," he said. "You don't know how dark.

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

The days are short, The sun a spark Hung thin between The dark and dark.

You must be willing to examine and explore your dark side. You must acknowledge how bad you can be and how horribly unloving you can behave. When you know how deep and dark your dark side is, it helps you stand a little taller in the light.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

A dark poem is meant to redeem the dark part.