Top 228 Dentist Quotes & Sayings

There was never a moment when I thought I'd be a dentist, I've always wanted to perform.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

The magnitude of an action may change not only the strength of its impact, but the direction. If you became a dentist, for example, you would certainly be an asset to our society. But what if everyone became a dentist? Who would bake the bread? Who would build the houses?

My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.

Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist's house and got the dentist out of bed and shot him.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

I go to the dentist, not a shrink.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

It takes a very long time to read a script. I'll look at a script, but there are so many scripts. I remember once being at the dentist, and the guy was doing my teeth and telling me about the screenplay he'd written and he said, "Will you read it?" And I said "Oh...okay." And it turns out that it was about a dentist!

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.'

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

I don't believe in the hereditary principle in the House of Lords. Imagine going to the dentist, sitting in the chair and he says, 'I'm not a dentist myself, but my father was a dentist and his father before him. Now, open wide!

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

I wanted to be a dentist actually.

I always wanted to be a dentist.

In America, you can't say to your family, 'Hey, I'm off to L.A. to make it as a songwriter; sorry I can't pay for the dentist.'

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.

A lot of guys around the league might say I need a dentist.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

My father was a dentist. And my mother was a - do we still say "housewife"? A home engineer.

I always think politicians and even my dentist have more egos than actors.

I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

I went to school for eight years to be a dentist. Sorry if the person in the fifth row doesn't like it and thinks I should be a bag guy because people hate the dentist. People might not like the dentist, but they do like people who chase their dreams.

I would say 'competence' actually might be slightly more important than passion. I understand that it is important to feel strongly about things, but give me a competent dentist over a passionate dentist any day, if only because something about the phrase 'passionate dentist' is deeply unnerving.

My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

I was in the dentist's chair for 11 hours and now I've got a set of gleaming teeth.

My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.

I did play a dentist in Waiting for Guffman. I wrote the speech at the conference. In the original script, when it got to that scene, it was, 'Thank you very much. Good night.' Literally. I just thought, 'He keeps talking about this speech. The keynote address is the big thing in his life and this is too important to say, "Thank you. Good night." I think we have to see and hear him doing what he does.' So I got together with my dentist and we worked through a few things.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

My father was a dentist. And my mother was a - do we still say 'housewife'? A home engineer.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression

We've got to let the people know that there is a necessity, it's not even an option, it's a necessity to have a chiropractor. As much as it is a necessity to have a dentist, if you have a dentist for the family, you should have your chiropractor for the family.

I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.