Top 133 Diapers Quotes & Sayings

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.

I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.

Real men change diapers!

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.

At home, I'm daddy and a husband. There's no Superman's cape. I'm changing diapers, giving my kids baths, and coloring 'Angry Birds' and playing games with them.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers.

Lloyd Alexander's tales were written and published when I was in diapers. Decades later, they remain utterly timeless for me. I cannot recommend them enough.

We have to start spreading that news - that real men change poopy diapers and coach the soccer team and let their daughters paint toenails all kinds of colours.

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

I don't believe in that kind of American John Wayne individualism where people pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Someone changed your diapers. And if that's the case, you ain't self-made.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

If you're changing diapers and going to the playground, any ambitions of being a cool guy have to fly out the window.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

I have videos of me playing basketball in diapers.

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have to hang up my diapers. And now women have paper diapers and all sorts of conveniences in the home. And it is the man and the technology that has made the home such a pleasant place for women to be.

I was in diapers when my parents left me with the babysitter to participate in an armored car robbery. They never came home.

From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Bryan and I plan to use reusable diapers. There are a lot more options than before. We know it won't be as convenient, but we want to do it to help the planet.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

We in the Western world suffer from too many categories and classes; we've forgotten that we all still have diapers on. We've separated music from life.

An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

When I see children in New Delhi, babies walking around in no diapers and their mother is in a corner putting up bricks, it gives you a sense of being grounded.

Funny how words in one language get used in another language. For example, 'scotch' in Russian is tape and 'pampers' means diapers.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

I didn't live the lifestyle of the rich and famous. My diapers were nappy cloth. I didn't live in a big house.

There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.

I learned real fast that you need to have a plan of action when changing diapers, or it can get dicey fast.

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.