Top 1200 Dirty Dishes Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'

We are like petri dishes, where we can innovate, but we want to do it carefully and thoughtfully.

I love a good set of basic white dishes.

The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.

I don't think the meaning in my paintings comes from just using broken dishes.

I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

He that revels in a well-chosen library, has innumerable dishes, and all of admirable flavour.

Washing dishes is the anecdote to confusion. I know that for a fact.

I'm always looking for new ways to create flavorful veggie dishes for my family.

I do a lot of recipe creation. Translation: cooking tempting dishes that must be eaten.

There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes.

I love making dishes that my mother used to make.

I've always had a great work ethic, even when I was washing dishes.

To keep my son healthy, I throw secret veggies into his favorite dishes.

He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

I like complicated dishes but also appreciate simple foods.

My success rate is about 80 percent. Two of ten dishes won't work.

I go to my mom's house and she'll make me do the dishes or clean up.

I love dishes that feature the various shades of a single colour, making you stop to check what's in there.

Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.

We have Sunday morning breakfast before church. I don't do the dishes, but I do cook. I'm the griller.

I think everyone has experienced those boring arguments about whose turn it is to do the dishes.

Let's not forget how beautiful simply washing dishes can be.

Sometimes you need to give dishes a nap.

All the vitamins needed seem to be found in plebian dishes.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

I do the dishes every night - other people volunteer, but I like the way I do it.

I like cooking, but I think someone else ought to do the dishes.

I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny, not because I'm filthy. The subject matter is dirty, but the pictures I paint are really funny. A lot of comics don't understand that that's what it's about. It's just, "I'll be dirty and they'll laugh." Nobody's becoming a superstar that way.

I didn't cook that much as a kid. My mother was cooking, and I was her helper. We made dishes together.

I've used soap dishes as ashtrays in the best hotels in the world.

I am a gourmet. I cannot stay away from my favorite dishes.

I never do the dishes, because my husband has an affinity for it. And I'm also not allowed to touch the coffeemaker.

Almonds can be used in sweet and savory dishes very easily.

The people there are so warm, and I tasted many delicious dishes in Madurai.

I'm all about creating fun, new ways to enjoy the delicious dishes left in my refrigerator.

No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

There's one thing that I know about myself, I could wash dishes and be happy.

Some simple dishes recommend themselves to our imaginations as well as palates.

...Because what's the meaning of doing dishes if you're not driven by something beyond necessity.

D.H. Lawrence had the impression – that psychoanalysis was shutting sexuality up in a bizarre sort of box painted with bourgeois motifs, in a kind of rather repugnant artificial triangle, thereby stifling the whole of sexuality as a production of desire so as to recast it along entirely different lines, making of it a ‘dirty little secret’, a dirty little family secret, a private theater rather than the fantastic factory of nature and production

The only things that are immortal in this world are government programs and cancer cells in petri dishes.

I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.

I enjoy cooking, but stick to modern dishes.

I'd be willing to do anything. I'm not precious. I'd wash dishes.

I love learning how to make new dishes.

Cauliflower is a great swap in so many comfort food dishes.

Greek yogurt with some olive oil stirred in can transform many dishes.

I love the food of Karnataka and all the side dishes I make at home are recipes I learnt here.

Give the money directly to people who work hard. Instead of taking the money from the business and then filtering it through the horror of government programs, which is essentially giving it to social workers who live in Bethesda so they can drive their minivans and vote Democratic. Give them the money, so that they go and talk to the worker who is washing dishes, and they say, "Well, we want to help you, you see." And it would be better to help them by taking the money from that minivan-driving social worker and giving it directly to the guy who is really working hard by washing dishes.

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.

Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

Eating vegetarian doesn't mean you have to eat boring, humdrum dishes.

I live by myself. I come in the door, I can throw my stuff on the floor. I can leave the dishes.

My mother cleaned houses. I washed dishes.

Really, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I retire. Wash dishes?

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

Women are silver dishes into which we put golden apples.

Washing dishes gave me the sense of empowerment and feeling that I control my destiny.