Top 1200 Dirty Jokes Quotes & Sayings - Page 15
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Last updated on November 19, 2024.
I just like a dirty, crumbling city. The Gotham I imagine is enticing and horrifying at the same time.
Reductionism is a dirty word, and a kind of 'holistier than thou' self-righteousness has become fashionable.
All gold and silver rather turn to dirt, An 'tis no better reckoned but of these Who worship dirty gods.
I tell the truth and they call me a fascist, a racist, an ugly, dirty, nasty, xenophobic populist.
People don`t like getting dirty or living in an environment that`s been contaminated and is covered in hazardous waste.
Ol' Dirty used to come out to Queens and spend the night at my crib a whole lot.
A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
I'm not intentionally dirty. It just kind of happens. It's not like I'm a shock comic who's looking to walk people.
My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark.
Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes.
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.
I like simple makeup, but a bit dirty-looking around the eyes - I love a smoky look.
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we're in a certain situation. When we're not doing that, we're joking.
There is no release
In a bodkin or disease,
Nor can there be a work so great
As that which cleans man's dirty slate.
Pixar make kids' movies, but there are jokes in there for adults, and it never gets too sentimental.
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
We've played every dirty rock-and-roll club in America, and we've been opening acts for everyone.
I always say one of the great scenes from 'The Dirty Dozen' is where Jim Brown has to get grenades in the chimney.
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
No matter where I go, I always feel unwanted eyes following me. It's a dirty world out there.
There's been no two Dirty Projectors records that have had the same cast of characters every time.
In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline.
All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.
I'm dirty in an argument; I'll win by any method. But I change my mind all the time and I will admit when I'm wrong.
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.
I like the idea of using cool cyberpunk stuff to tell really stupid jokes.
All of salvation is to make us look good! We who are dirty, worn, broken, and sinful are to be the showcase of heaven.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino called me a dirty hamster, but I cleaned that house up and down!
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.
Our little room was morbidly quiet and sorrow was heaped in my corner like dirty snow.
What's disgusting about the Dirty Harry movies is that Eastwood plays this angry tension as righteous indignation.
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.
Small things make me happy, and I laugh out loud on the silliest of jokes!
Woody says I can make jokes, but I don't get them - I'm always looking deeper for the meanings.
I grew up in the projects. You have no choice but to fight. My jokes used to get me in fights.
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.
You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.
My plays are always pushing towards cinema anyway. They're down and dirty, real and more fun.
[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.
Nine out of 10 English chefs have their names on their chests. Who do they think they are? They're dreamers. They're jokes.
Every comedian feels out an audience. As you're telling jokes, if they're not laughing at this, you change the subject.
I just kick off my shoes, walk around barefoot, I don't care if my feet get dirty.
If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes.
I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Personally, in real life, Im a little more down-and-dirty than I am glamorous.
No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.
I did see the Soul Train picture. That was interesting. I've heard all the jokes. I had it coming.
I like an English sense of humor: dry, dirty, a little bit off. That's kind of my taste.
The dirty little secret of journalism is that it really isn't a profession, it's a craft. All you need is a telephone and a conscience and you're all set.
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
Take sips of this pure wine being poured. Don't mind that you've been given a dirty cup.
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
