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Last updated on November 19, 2024.
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.
I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate.
I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality.
I think I am someone who is very interested in structure and different ways of delivering jokes.
Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
Who can protect themselves from betrayal? The day your brother wakes up and plans to do you dirty, there's no defense against that.
Looking out over the courtyard at the dirty walls, he realized he had no idea whether it was hysteria or love.
Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back
I couldn't trust my own homies just a bunch of dirty rats
I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty.
I love everything about Boston. The women are phenomenal, they're all dirty. It's just a really great place to do comedy.
Reality is a dirty word for me, I know it isn't for most people, but I am not interested. There's too much of it about.
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.
THIRTY–ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING —” “Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way — !” “I’m telling it like it is, Professor!
I was such a big 'Dirty Dozen,' 'Where Eagles Dare,' 'A Bridge Too Far' - all those kinds of movies I loved.
That's the dirty little secret of Mormon growth. Lots of baptisms don't necessarily translate into long-term membership.
I know I make a lot of jokes about Mike Jones, but I don't even have no hatred for him.
I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
Kyriakos Papadopoulos is really funny. So is Karim Bellarabi. They are full of jokes in the dressing room.
I was a bit of a show-off at school. I told jokes a lot because I wanted to have friends.
Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.
Girls who use jokes to be nasty are often hiding other feelings they are struggling to express.
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.
My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like.
'Retirement' is a dirty word. Luckily, I can carry on working until I drop, provided I retain my mental abilities.
It's neat seeing people that aren't necessarily part of my demographic who really get the jokes. I love it.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.
A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco.
It takes courage to love yourself when you've been told your whole life that you're ugly, or dirty, or a terrorist.
I'm a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets.
Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.
People think because they sweat, their hair is dirty. False. It's just salt and your natural oil.
We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up business and dirty shops. They ought to go.
Even the people who do great jokes, [it's] always coming out of a very real place.
I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.
Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone.
I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.
Future put out nine projects in a row that's all hits. 'Dirty Sprite 2' is one of the best albums ever.
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to be there in one's head when it comes to the larger audience.
If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that.
Before Fringe I was in Dirty Sexy Money playing Jeremy Darling who was this bratty New York socialite.
Whatever happened to the good old days: you know, dirty attics, tuberculosis and general all-round suffering?
You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.
Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
It's a very short walk to go from making jokes to getting on a soapbox and going on a diatribe.
I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection.
What if someone hit us with an EMP, cyber-attack, and dirty bomb all at once? That would be pretty bad.
I love films that make you feel something but also deliver that payload behind jokes.
Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw.
