Top 1200 Dirty Jokes Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

Sometimes you have to be dirty to win some games.

A dirty mind is a rich inner resource.

I've never had dirty teams.

Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down.

I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.

I love to get my hands dirty.

If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game.

Pop's not a dirty word to me.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

Initially, I didn't want to watch 'The Dirty Picture.'

Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.

I prefer a dirty victory to a noble defeat.

People hate jokes.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

I love being grungy and dirty.

London, dirty little pool of life

God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.

[The] public path of life Is dirty.

I've never been a dirty comic.

I hate a man who looks dirty.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Never steal jokes.

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

I love the cat-lady jokes.

If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So way is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

I look upon myself as a politician. That isn't a dirty word.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

My goal is to beat you whether you're clean or dirty.

He stops rocking the cage. "Oh, come on, Callie. It won't be fun if we don't rock it. In fact, the more we rock it, the better it'll feel." His voice drops to a deep whisper. "We can rock it nice and slow or really, really fast."... "Do I have your permission to rock away and give you the ride of your life?" Why does it feel like he's secretly talking dirty to me? "Yeah, go ahead, rock it nice and hard," I say without thinking, then bite down on my lip as the dirty section of my brain catches up with me. Honestly, I didn't even know that side existed.

It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch.

There's nothing I wouldn't do, no matter how dirty or hard.

In Washington, compromise has become a dirty word.

History at its best is a gritty, dirty business.

Good sex can be anything, including dirty.

Eazy always had jokes.

Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.

I'm not a dirty fighter. Everybody knows that.

You can't get down and dirty at the opera.

I just love getting dirty.

I'm a hard worker. I get my hands dirty.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Being the first is kind of dirty, and it's great

I told jokes badly.

You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

Don't walk in my head with your dirty feet.

My father's favorite movie was 'The Dirty Dozen.'

I never said, 'MMMmmm, you dirty rat!

Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.

Money really is a dirty word.

The aristocrats and bureaucrats are dirty rats.

We've seen a lot of dirty politics in Ireland.

The cleanest book on a dusty bookshelf is usually a dirty one.

The sex can stay dirty, but the values have to be clean.