Top 1200 Dirty Laundry Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not.

People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.

I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny, not because I'm filthy. The subject matter is dirty, but the pictures I paint are really funny. A lot of comics don't understand that that's what it's about. It's just, "I'll be dirty and they'll laugh." Nobody's becoming a superstar that way.

My God, it's laundry and family when I come back home. I've got to see my brother and kids, and my sister-in-law, my aunts, my uncles, cousins; everybody is here.

Among the laundry list of threats to our world, climate change more often than not makes these challenges worse.

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in.

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days, and I get on with the business of living.

I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I could be with my kids.

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

I'm Latino, progressive, and I have deep roots in the working class - my father was a bracero, a guest farmworker and cook, and my mom worked as a nursing home laundry attendant.

the backlash convinced the public that women's 'liberation' was the true contemporary American scourge - the source of an endless laundry list of personal, social, and economic problems.

Believing that anxious thoughts and feelings can restore order to your life is like using a chain-saw to fold your laundry.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left in the laundry hamper for a week. Something like that.

The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!)

apparel, n.: There are times I don’t mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.

I have a problem getting all my laundry done, cleaning up and doing all of the normal daily things that a grownup should do.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.

Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated

I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.

My laundry list of wants in a partner is basically kindness. I want someone who is kind, and that's kind of where it begins and ends. I'm open to being surprised.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice.

Somewhere along the line a convention developed that the opening of a film was just a laundry list of credits. There was no incentive to complicate an area that was settled.

Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.

We didn't have money all the time to do laundry. A lot of the time, we didn't have soap or hot water. We were smart kids academically, but we'd go to school smelling.

For me, being successful meant not having to do my laundry at a laundromat and not having a second job.

Room service is nice. Ooh-la-la, a hotel. At home, it's laundry and school lunches.

When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the dishes. I would never do a dish unless I had to write.

What's that?" "The laundry basket?" "No, next to it." "I don't see anything next to it." "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small.

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.

I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven.

John Facenda could read a laundry list and make it sound like the Constitution of the United States.

It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.

As weird as it may seem, I enjoy doing laundry and watering my plants, very normal things like that.

D.H. Lawrence had the impression – that psychoanalysis was shutting sexuality up in a bizarre sort of box painted with bourgeois motifs, in a kind of rather repugnant artificial triangle, thereby stifling the whole of sexuality as a production of desire so as to recast it along entirely different lines, making of it a ‘dirty little secret’, a dirty little family secret, a private theater rather than the fantastic factory of nature and production

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.” - - Unknown “Racism rests upon and functions as a kind of seesaw: the persecutor rises by debasing and inferiorizing his victim.

I started doing experiments - mostly in organic chemistry, because it was so much more interesting - in my mother's laundry at home.

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

I wash my own dishes; I do my own laundry. I'm not a glamorous person at all, not at all.

It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn't want to get in while it's spinning around.

So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.

It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But it's absolutely true.

I really don't go out. I love watching movies, and on a day off, I'll work out, do groceries, do laundry, see a friend.

Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.

Guys should be doing laundry, doing dishes.