Top 1200 Dirty Laundry Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

If you born in the mud, you gonna be dirty, and people don't understand that.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

I put a lot of money in a coin-operated dry-cleaning place and it keeps losing money and I can't get anybody to buy it. So I keep pouring more money Into it, and into the laundry next door which'my father owns.

I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.

Confession may well be a dirty word in poetry.

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

I just think Lucite can look really dirty.

Having been in a relationship since I was 18, I'm very domestic, but I don't enjoy cooking for myself. I don't mind cooking for other people... But I don't like cleaning or washing dishes, although I don't mind doing laundry.

I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes.

Life is just a dirty four-letter word: W-O-R-K.

Dubrovnik is still a thriving, bustling city with modern day shops, restaurants and bars yet still has the old city charm of street vendors, performers and women hanging laundry outside the windows.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

Belgrade has kind of a Dublinesque, dear-dirty charm.

'Change' is seen as a dirty word, but personally, I'm searching for it.

It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate to admit it, it's just easier to park the kids in front of the TV for a few hours, so we can pay the bills or do the laundry or just have some peace and quiet for a change.

The dirty truth is that the rich are the great cause of poverty.

I'm just an innocent guy with a dirty mouth, I guess.

I'm not a dirty player. I love this game, and I'm playing hard.

The problem with State of the Union speeches is that they are, by their nature and design, alphabet soup. It's hard to know what a president really cares about when they run down a laundry list and check every issue box under the sun for fear they will offend some constituency if they don't.

Playing dirty has never been part of my game.

If you two were going to be that obvious about it, why didn't you guys come down in your Team Daniel and Team Miles T-shirts?" "We should order those," Shelby said. "Mine's in the laundry," Arriane said.

I'm not so interested in what movie a celebrity is promoting or what television show might be premiering. I'm more interested in, 'Does Channing Tatum know how to do laundry?' I guess the more simple, personal sides of people.

One day, my brother had his friend over, and they were in the laundry room, and I stuck my puppet's head around the door and then started chasing them with it and made my puppet laugh very scary. It was really funny.

He stops rocking the cage. "Oh, come on, Callie. It won't be fun if we don't rock it. In fact, the more we rock it, the better it'll feel." His voice drops to a deep whisper. "We can rock it nice and slow or really, really fast."... "Do I have your permission to rock away and give you the ride of your life?" Why does it feel like he's secretly talking dirty to me? "Yeah, go ahead, rock it nice and hard," I say without thinking, then bite down on my lip as the dirty section of my brain catches up with me. Honestly, I didn't even know that side existed.

London, dirty little pool of life

Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place.

Sunday blues often hit because the weekend was only about shopping and chores. If you can clear up some of that domestic detritus on weeknights, you might reclaim some time for what matters. Maybe the laundry can wait until Monday.

My parents came to America in the late 1960s because my father studied for a Ph.D. in Indiana. My mother joined him later. We had ancestors who came over at the turn of the century. One worked in a laundry, as is typical of Chinese-American immigrants.

It's tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word.

I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so... I ignored it for a few hours.

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

Sometimes you have to get down and dirty. It feels good.

I didn't have indoor plumbing. I'd go to school dirty. I didn't have lunches.

Those who think clean thoughts do not do dirty deeds.

I came from a tough neighborhood. I used to be a 'dirty Greek.'

Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

You'll go to Hell For what your Dirty mind is thinking.

The establishment is a dirty, dangerous beast, and the BBC is a mouthpiece for that.

After the Cardinals traded their No. 6 pick, I didn't know where I was going, ... The first thing I thought about was me and Ray Lewis doing that commercial, and how he made me do his laundry. And now it's actually going to be a reality.

We should wash our dirty linen at home.

Don't walk in my head with your dirty feet.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

People fight for their regulars. It gets dirty sometimes.

I just don't like when guys come and do dirty plays.

I like to get my hands dirty. Talk is cheap.

Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax. Oh, good timing. What genius came up with this promotion? What's next - a ticking alarm clock? Let's put that in a box.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

. . . a dirty exterior is a great enemy to beauty of all descriptions.

Airing one's dirty linen never makes for a masterpiece.

I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian.

To be slapped with a shoe is a dirty insult in the Muslim world.

Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.

Organized crime is the dirty side of the sharp dollar.

I have never subscribed to the Dirty Pallet school of painting.

If I see something dirty or untidy, I have to clean it up.