Top 204 Ditch Quotes & Sayings

Literature is the ditch I'm going to die in. It's still the thing I care most about.

It's hard for the same people who put you in the ditch to pull you out of it.

You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice.

Now a doll found naked in a ditch eyes rusted open, is blasphemy.

Writing isn't hard - no harder than ditch digging.

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist.

The guy who wants to spend all his time with you may seem romantic, but he's also the guy who'll try to stop you from doing anything that doesn't involve him. If he presses you to ditch hobbies, passions, and friends, it's time to ditch him.

Always go hard and fast enough so that when you hit the ditch you can pull out the other side.

Ah come on, these streams of light are not so subtle. All along the ditch, signs of life in sinking puddles!

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

It all started in a local park in El Paso called Madeleine Park. At a ditch, a very small ditch, that everybody used to go skateboarding in. It was me and Jim Ward and an acoustic guitar. He and I constructed the very first phases of At The Drive In.

We then journeyed on to London Street, down which the tidal ditch continues its course.

I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.

You missed World Hist." "Did you get notes for me?" "No. I thought you were dead in a ditch.

I would never fall in love with a ditch-digger.

Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and childbirth.

I had to live in the desert before I could understand the full value of grass in a green ditch.

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.

There's a difference between a caper and a prank. A prank is like playing Ding-Dong-Ditch, you know, you ring the doorbell and then run and hide in the ditch. That's a prank. It has no shelf life, like reassembling the principal's car up on the roof of the gym. It's cute and everything but there's no shelf-life, and it can actually be kind of destructive. But a caper is different. It's something where everybody has made it in.

I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.

The man who has really won the love of one good woman in this world, I do not care if he dies in the ditch a beggar - his life has been a success.

One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him.

My father always said, 'I don't care if you're a ditch digger, as long as you're the best ditch digger in the world.'

These Hillary supporters just drove a car into a giant ditch named Trump. They let Trump win. They let him become the most powerful man on Earth. Sorry, you're not getting the wheel again after driving into the ditch.

Digging a ditch where madness gives a bit Digging a ditch where silence lives Digging a ditch for when I'm old Digging this ditch my story's told Where all these troubles weigh down on me will rise ..... Where all these questions spinning round my head will die

Good taste is the first refuge of the non creative. It is the last ditch stand of the artist.

I would die in a ditch for the impartiality of the BBC.

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

As Jane Austen might have put it: It is a truth universally acknowledged that young protagonists in search of adventure must ditch their parents.

Acting in the movies is just like ditch-digging

One thing I quickly discovered as a female pilot - ditch the heels!

Oppositions usually say ridiculous things and must embarrassingly then ditch untenable positions.

A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.

We are out of the ditch, we're standing, we're walking, but we're not running. I want to grow the economy.

in mad people fear goes on constantly, night and day, wearing one ditch in the mind that all thoughts must travel in.

Let me know if you're going to do something stupid, kid, 'cause I'll ditch you like that.

If the poet can no longer speak for society, but only for himself, then we are at the last ditch.

It's important not to ditch your mates when you're in a relationship. Lots of girls do it, but you need to remember they will always be there for you.

My work is very carefully researched. Sometimes I have to ditch an idea because I can't prove it.

Scoring goals looks nicer and much more attractive than a last-ditch tackle for younger people.

The truth of the matter is, the policies of this administration, which Hillary Clinton and Senator Kaine want to continue, have run this economy into a ditch.

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

What is it with folks always talking about where they're from? You could grow up in a muddy ditch, but if it's your muddy ditch, then it's gotta be the swellest muddy ditch ever.

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for 30 days because they get infections... Males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

Iraq is sort of a situation where you've got a guy who drove the bus into the ditch. You obviously have to get the bus out of the ditch, and that's not easy to do, although you probably should fire the driver.

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

Acting is the hardest job in the entire world. By far. Harder than ditch digging.

There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see my country's ruin: I will die in the last ditch.

Ditch the dream and be a doer.

I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.

We can dig ourselves out of the ditch that the progressives and Obama-ites have driven us into.

I'd rather dig a ditch than go to a dinner party with people I don't know.

I've never been in a ditch so low that a run wouldn't pop me out of it.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

When I was a kid, mostly I played in a ditch that didn't have much water in it. It was for drainage purposes. There was not a lot trouble to get into in that ditch. It was ditch activities like catching crawdads and minnows.

Of all forms of slavery there is none that is so harmful and degrading as that form of slavery which tempts one human being to hate another by reason of his race or color. One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him.

I would say I'd rather dig a ditch, you know, do hard, manual labor than write lyrics.

Education makes a straight ditch of a free meandering brook.

I do enjoy running down a ditch full of mud, firing bullets. It’s the way I am. I love it.