Top 1151 Divorce Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

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Last updated on November 14, 2024.
Divorce is horrible. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I don't think it's anything that's ever completely resolved.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear. — © Mike Birbiglia
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.
The phrase 'All is fair in love and war' must have been penned by a divorce attorney.
The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.
If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married?
I have always regarded divorce as essentially disagreeable, like castor oil, but necessary.
Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that's broken.
Bankruptcy, divorce, these are feathers in my cap, I suppose. I have a wisdom which has been born from these things.
It is always best to settle all outstanding financial matters as soon as divorce proceedings are concluded.
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.
Divorce is hard enough when you're an adult - never mind when you're a child. That was probably when my shyness started, when I was at my shyest. — © DanTDM
Divorce is hard enough when you're an adult - never mind when you're a child. That was probably when my shyness started, when I was at my shyest.
The results of the divorce between truth and human beings can be most graphically observed in politics.
Divorce becomes a holy moment when you choose to use it as a catalyst for having an extraordinary life.
One predictor for divorce is contempt, which to me is just another word for disrespect.
A primary motivation for introducing no-fault divorce was, in fact, to reduce perjury in the legal system.
I have long believed that what most affects a child is not the divorce, per se, but how it is handled
Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.
Death, disease, and divorce affect wealthy suburbs as well as the inner city.
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
Criticism is the forerunner of divorce, the cultivator of rebellion, sometimes an agent that leads to failure.
My depression is not something very special. A lot of people go through depression. My divorce is not something very special; a lot of people go through divorce.
Nobody sounds good writing about your divorce, let's face it.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce.
I think the key for a child to do well in a divorce is, very simply, you have to be honest with them.
I confess, I'm one of those actors who finds it incredibly hard to divorce myself and my performance from the work itself.
For a lot of people, divorce is an incredibly healthy move to make in your life.
Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.
Very few people can truly divorce themselves from what they feel emotionally and sexually.
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.
Anyone who's been through divorce will know that every day is really hard.
I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.
After a divorce, men's biggest fear is, typically, losing their children (women's is poverty). — © Warren Farrell
After a divorce, men's biggest fear is, typically, losing their children (women's is poverty).
There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
The people I've met who are divorce lawyers, there's a sense of them having to look reassuringly expensive.
During the divorce process, I lived alone and tended to get extremely down on myself.
Awkward conversations are painful, but they're way easier than divorce, resentment, and heartbreak.
Every divorce is the result of selfishness on the part of one or both parties to a marriage contract.
Nothing separates a woman or a family from God's love. Not death, and certainly not divorce.
Divorce is brutal and horrible and... you have to actively work to get your life back on track. — © Jane Kaczmarek
Divorce is brutal and horrible and... you have to actively work to get your life back on track.
A family going through a divorce, a child under attack by a demon, all these things I could relate to.
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
There is far too much of divorce, wherein hearts are broken, and sometimes lives are destroyed.
I didn't like talking about my divorce. I think I viewed that as something that was embarrassing or a failure.
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.
Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.
I would say that if you really want to STOP knowing someone, you have to divorce him.
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life!
The absurd is essentially a divorce. It lies in neither of the elements compared; it is born of their confrontation.
Cruelty is, in theory, a perfectly adequate ground for divorce, but it may be interpreted so as to become absurd.
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