Top 1200 Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 17
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Last updated on April 18, 2025.
If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.
A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
I'm constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail.
I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab.
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead.
I would love for the world to have a dog psychology center everywhere.
There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
I pay my rent and my bills and I buy food and toys for my dog and that's it.
No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.
The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family.
I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.
I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home.
She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Living with a dog is one way to retain something of a child's spirit.
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
What can you do by killing? Nothing. You kill one dog, the master buys another-that's all there is to it.
I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit.
Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.
Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.
I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman.
Praying without fervency is like hunting with a dead dog.
It's quite enough to show a well-beaten dog the whip.
When I'm home I love to get the wellies on and take the dog for a walk.
You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.
If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.
In the mouth of a bad dog fals often a good bone.
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.
Ketchup
I'm hot, dog
Frankfurters, you're Nathan
But relish hatin'
I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.
Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.
I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.
There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.
Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
And gold has no name, it licks the hand of anyone who has it: good dog!
If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.
The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.
Everyone has a dog or a cat... I just choose other animals.
Those deep, dog fights - I love that. That's why I fight.
Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.
No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.
Think about a dog’s ability to forgive. This to me is love.
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Who can say what heartbreaks are caused in a dog by our discontinuing a romp?
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
When I'm at home, I'm a real big cuddler, so I sleep with my dog in my arms.
When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.
