Top 1200 Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on April 18, 2025.
I always thought of myself as a big-dog kinda guy.
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything.
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
I play Beethoven and Bach. At the same
time, Biggie is my dog.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
One thing I would never photograph is a dog lying in the mud.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.
If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
It's very expensive to treat your dog, and thankfully, I was able to do that.
I've been in that angst of loneliness, where you're really alone in the universe, except for the dog.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
When you got a guy that has purpose, now your in a dog fight.
I've been working like a dog as a United States senator.
To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
Forests precede us and deserts dog our heels.
The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.
What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto?
The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.
I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home
Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
When adopting a dog, you have to find the right match for your family.
I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.
There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact!
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?
The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.
Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.
A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
You can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog.
Only a dog would lick a finger pointed in anger.
Sometimes people just want a fancy, cute dog.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
I have a dog. He cuddles with me all night, so I don't really need a boyfriend.
Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG
A man and his dog goes so well with home and castle.
I've got four dogs, and I just don't do dog doo. I'm a diva when it comes to that.
I'm a huge dog person; I love to hug and kiss them.
The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me.
A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Some people in D.C. talk about me like a dog.
Many times I have thanked God for a bite of raw dog.
I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.
My Instagram is basically all knitting, my dog, and a little bit of 'The Defenders.'
I walk my dog at dawn because I don't like people to be around.
