Top 157 Donkey Quotes & Sayings

I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise it was Kim Kardashian.

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.

Never take advice from a donkey.

I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.

It's so good to get up in the morning and see a donkey - they're just unbelievably beautiful and funny. My donkey Hector laughs when I walk towards him; he knows mortality when he sees it.

I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.

I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey.

My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey.

I am here, come closer," the old donkey said with her eyes. "I will mother you.

Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good.

Based on my experience, it's considerably difficult to force a donkey into doing something it perceives to be dangerous for whatever reason.

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.

I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.

The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb.

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.

I can talk the hind leg off a donkey.

Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had a donkey and a corkscrew. (Aiden) Donkey and a corkscrew? (Leta) I don’t know you well enough to fill you in on those details. (Aiden)

There is no such thing as Success....That a thing is successful merely means that it is; a millionaire is successful in being a millionaire and a donkey in being a donkey.

On 'Shrek,' Eddie Murphy was locked in as the donkey before we'd even designed the donkey.

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

I've been number two in films for donkey's years.

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond.

What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross?

I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.

If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true your grandfather used to peddle tinware around here in an oxcart hauled by a donkey?" Lloyd George replied, "I digress just a moment and thank the gentlemen for calling that to my attention. It is true, my dear old grandfather used to peddle tinware with an old cart and a donkey. As a matter of fact, after this meeting is over, if my friend will come with me, I will show him that old cart, but I never knew until this minute what became of the ass."

I think I would actually be offended if I was referred to as a donkey in any way. Sorry, nothing personal against donkeys!

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.

It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who stands only for your conscience.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

If I begin a poem, "I am a donkey," reason kicks in and says, "She is taking on the persona of a donkey." But if I write, "I have taken so many drugs I can't see my feet," the tendency is to take that as a confession on the part of the poet. Maybe that doesn't matter. I'd almost prefer for it to be the other way round.

I felt like people who had a lost mindset or who occasionally did stupid things were having a 'donkey' moment, or some of them are permanent donkeys, so I just started calling them donkeys. So when I went to Philly to do my own morning show, that's when I first started doing 'Donkey of the Day.'

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot.

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!

It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang].

In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary.

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.

A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something.

A donkey is a very useful beast of burden.

My old man used to say that I would argue the hind leg of a donkey. If I didn't agree with something, I wasn't prepared to accept it.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant.