Top 576 Donkey Kong Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions.

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond.

One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true your grandfather used to peddle tinware around here in an oxcart hauled by a donkey?" Lloyd George replied, "I digress just a moment and thank the gentlemen for calling that to my attention. It is true, my dear old grandfather used to peddle tinware with an old cart and a donkey. As a matter of fact, after this meeting is over, if my friend will come with me, I will show him that old cart, but I never knew until this minute what became of the ass."

I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

A donkey is a very useful beast of burden.

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.

Based on my experience, it's considerably difficult to force a donkey into doing something it perceives to be dangerous for whatever reason.

Hong Kong is the supermarket of Asia.

I think I would actually be offended if I was referred to as a donkey in any way. Sorry, nothing personal against donkeys!

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself

My old man used to say that I would argue the hind leg of a donkey. If I didn't agree with something, I wasn't prepared to accept it.

If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.

I have always loved animals and groomed friends' horses as a child. I think I may have even ridden the odd seaside donkey in my early years.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I am here, come closer," the old donkey said with her eyes. "I will mother you.

I can be incredibly stubborn and I'm not sure how that reflects in my looks. The family name is German and translates as donkey! If I think I'm right, I hope I don't seem grumpy.

I've been number two in films for donkey's years.

I mean when you go to a network and say, "We want to make a martial arts series in the future." And give them the pitch. And by the way, the only way to achieve the authentic Hong Kong martial arts we need a full-time fight team unit working concurrently, and we're hiring a Chinese fight team from Hong Kong. And they were like, "Great, let's go."

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.

Singapore is better than Hong Kong; Hong Kong is better than Taiwan; Taiwan is better than the mainland. I'm speaking in terms of culture.

What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross?

I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey.

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary.

It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who stands only for your conscience.

I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.

Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.

Rest in peace, King Kong Bundy.

I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.

God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant.

A lot of people seem to get carried away that something that's made out of paper mâché is going to be better than not. And I always thought the original King Kong, that terrible little puppet with its hair going in all directions, was far more magical than Peter Jackson's incredibly beautifully rendered King Kong. So there's something to be said for a more primitive version of things. I think it's because it makes the audience work a little bit more, because you've got to invest it with life and reality, so I like doing that.

My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah.

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.

I'm actually quite proud of the fact that we made a success of ourselves in a donkey jacket and DMs, without any thought to sexualising what we were doing.

In Hong Kong, the directors are the idea men.

I can talk the hind leg off a donkey.

Kong Qiu, or Master Kong as he was known, did not live to see his days of glory. During his lifetime, his views were received with scorn. But that was about two thousand five hundred years ago. A handful of his dedicated followers passed on Confucius' teachings to future generations. After Confucius' death, his followers published his teachings in the book, The Analects of Confucius.

I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot.

I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise it was Kim Kardashian.

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.

The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb.

It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang].

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

We want Hong Kong to do well.

Never take advice from a donkey.

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.

Hong Kong is a wonderful city.

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!