Top 1200 Douche Bag Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 13, 2024.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Maybe I'll buy myself a nice Gucci bag.
I love acting, but the star part is not my bag.
Motherhood is like a big sleeping bag of guilt.
I still don't want to be put in the feminist bag. I'm a humanist.
Human love and desire is my bag.
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.
When we were first recording, I was wearing a bag on my head.
I have a big bag of M&M's in the pantry, and I have a scoop after lunch. That's my treat.
I have a bag and shoe addiction. If I were a doctor or a lawyer, I'd still have it.
My bag was as light as my happy-go-lucky heart.
I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag.
My son's baby paraphernalia always ends up in my bag.
Everybody's talking about the President, we all chipped in for a bag of cement.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.
A colorful Chanel bag is a way to mix up anything.
Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag.
Life is just a bag of pot.
I can't argue my way out of a paper bag.
I'm not going to be anybody's punching bag.
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
I don't want to play out of another man's bag.
With only one bag, you can change your outfit completely.
No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.
Bring a workout DVD with you everywhere. I always have one in my bag.
A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into.
I don't know how to plan my way out of a paper bag.
I actually have a punching bag right outside in my garden.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady.
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
Never have a club in your bag that you're afraid to hit.
Part of my gift as a fighter is being a human punching bag.
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.
I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine.
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.
And into the brown paper bag of my heart, Eddy slipped a smile.
Everyone has an uncomfortable club in their bag.
A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
If I could be reincarnated as a fashion accessory, it would be a shopping bag.
A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats.
If I make a new bag I love, I don't keep it.
I will not be a punching bag as part of anyone's defense strategy.
The first thing I pack for meets is my makeup bag!
I've never known a lot of rich people. It's not my bag.
I used to lug a massive bag of CDs everywhere.
I do shadow boxing and use a heavy bag, but I don't spar with anyone.
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.
You know I ain’t got no brand new bag.
My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips.
Night's darkness is a bag that bursts with the gold of the dawn.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
