Top 1200 Drunk Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that.

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you don't understand by this time that your living is firewood.

I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No one is safe! Watch out.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and asking you to listen to one more story.

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her.

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

what is a german? to say a man is a german, what is that? does it tell you if he is a good man? or a bad man? no, my friend, it tells you nothing about a man to say he is german. a man must think what he is inside. what he is on the outside, how can this matter?

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.

I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have the desire to get blitzed drunk any more.

The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't you kind of feel what I'm feeling?

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

I hate a stupid man who can't talk to me, and I hate a clever man who talks me down. I don’t like a man who is too lazy to make any effort to shine; but I particularly dislike the man who is always striving for effect. I abominate a humble man, but yet I love to perceive that a man acknowledges the superiority of my sex, and youth and all that kind of thing. . . A man who would tell me that I am pretty, unless he is over seventy, ought to be kicked out of the room. But a man who can't show me that he thinks me so without saying a word about it, is a lout.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!'?"

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.

I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely to get drunk.

I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself.

A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood.

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by reasoning but by chance, and experts not more than laymen.

Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and spits it out in disgust*

The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.

As gentle a man as he was, as tender as was his heart, there was nothing weak about Michael Hosea. He was the strongest-minded man Joseph had ever met. A Man like Noah. A Man like the Shepherd-king David. A man after God's own heart.

A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on the other side of the world.

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few minutes.

It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.