Top 1200 Drunk Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

Alongside the statement about one man's poison being another man's high, one might as well add that one man's saint can be another man's sore and one man's hero can turn out to be that man's biggest hangup.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.

But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.

If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

for in the absence of God he had found Man. Man killing man, man helping man, both of them anonymous: the scourge and the blessing.

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power.

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.

'Punch-Drunk Love' is my favorite movie.

Of all my prosecutorsnot one is my peer, but each and all are my political sovereigns; and had your honor submitted my case to the jury, as was clearly your duty, then I should have had just cause of protest, for not one of those men was my peer; but, native or foreign born, white or black, rich or poor, educated or ignorant, sober or drunk, each and every man of them was my political superior; hence, in no sense, my peer.

I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much about heritage as it was about viking, in the most cliché sense of the world. They drank huge quantities of beer, they brawled, and they wore horned helmets despite all historical evidence to the contrary. "Used to be?" Curran asked. "They kicked him out for being drunk and violent." Curran blinked. "The Norse Heritage?" "Mhm." "Don't you have to be drunk and violent just to get in?" he asked. "Just how disorderly did he get?

She's half mad and three parts drunk.

There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick.

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk.

Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.

Being skint, drunk, paranoid - no, I don't wish that for myself.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more