Top 1200 Drunk Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console.

Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.

Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk.

Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody.

Shaq is not the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man, but before you can be the man, you've got to be the man.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts.

I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.

Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was.

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk.

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk.

People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs.

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk.

I was five years old the first time I got drunk.

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

Youth is an intoxication without wine, someone says. Life is an intoxication. The only sober man is the melancholiac, who, disenchanted, looks at life, sees it as it really is, and cuts his throat. If this be so, I want to be very drunk. The great thing is to live, to clutch at our existence and race away with it in some great and enthralling pursuit. Above all, I must beware of all ultimate questions- they are too maddeningly unanswerable- let me eschew philosophy and burn Omar.

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but don't be of it.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk

I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.

Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk.

I, the man of color, want only this: That the tool never possess the man. That the enslavement of man by man cease forever. That is, of one by another. That it be possible for me to discover and to love man, wherever he may be.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.