Top 1200 Drunk Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved

I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.

Who were my mentors in poetry and literature? This is a matter of opinion. Some see in my books the influences of authors whose names, in my ignorance, I have not even heard, while others see the influences of poets whose names I have heard but whose writings I have not read. And what is my opinion? From whom did I receive nurture? Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

One is astonished in the study of history at the recurrence of the idea that evil must be forgotten, distorted, skimmed over. We must not remember that Daniel Webster got drunk but only that he was a splendid constitutional lawyer. We must forget that George Washington was a slave owner . . . and simply remember the things we regard as creditable and inspiring. The difficulty, of course, with this philosophy is that history loses its value as an incentive and example; it paints perfect man and noble nations, but it does not tell the truth.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.

The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life.

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it.

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.

I've been at Amazon for almost 20 years at this point, so I've obviously drunk the Kool-Aid.

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.'

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.

Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot.

I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.

Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only then do you know what it is.

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.

Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky!

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate.

I'm not really the party person. I don't "become myself" once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk.

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

I was once doing a book signing and a man came up to me and said that he gave classes to people who'd been convicted of drunken driving twice. He said he felt that nearly all of those people were what I was describing as sociopathic. Which makes a great deal of sense to me. We always talk about how could you possibly, knowing that you're drunk, get behind the wheel of a car again and do that? Well, you could if you didn't give a half a damn what happened.

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.