Top 1200 Drunk Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.

The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on nirvana.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way of reaching it attains it by getting drunk.

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom.

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far.

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.

Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because you are not hungry enough.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger and arrogance, those appear.

My definition of sobriety is to be in full control and not feel drunk, but it's not abstaining for religious reasons or any other reason.

Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature.

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk.

A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement.

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

Biggest man law - be a man. Simple: be a man, definition of being a man is being a man. And don't let your woman turn you into a little boy.

It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to do it.

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.

Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses.

I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with my kids.

A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.

You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then I did this and it was so interesting.

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

The story goes that I first had the idea for The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.

The only way in which one can make endurable man's inhumanity to man, and man's destruction of his own environment, is to exemplify in your own lives man's humanity to man and man's reverence for the place in which he lives.

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm really nervous".

This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris)

So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk.

When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

Specifically for 'Faults,' the three films I mention most as inspiration are 'Dogtooth,' 'Fargo' and 'Punch-Drunk Love.'

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.

Unless a man has pity he is not truly a man. If a man has not wept at the worlds pain he is only half a man, and there will always be pain in the world, knowing this does not mean that a man shall dispair. A good man will seek to take pain out of things. A foolish man will not even notice it, except in himself, and the poor unfortunate evil man will drive pain deeper into things and spread it about wherever he goes.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.